Intrigue 3D

MrPornGeek Checks out Intrigue 3D

Intrigue3D is a porn site all about the cartoon side of porn, sort of. Calling Intrigue 3D’s porn “cartoon” is shitting all over this amazing artwork. This porn isn’t cartoon, it is crazy cool shit that is well worth checking out. Intrigue3D creates some stunning movies from a collection of animated characters that are really hot and very lifelike. If you love animated porn, then do yourself a favour and check out Intrigue 3D, you’ll like it. Or will you? Is there anything that Intrigue 3D could add to this site to make it any better? This is a message from future Geek, this Geek is a idiot, this site is not what it seems!

The porn on Intrigue 3D

The porn on Intrigue3D is really bloody good. I didn’t actually buy any of the porn on Intrigue3D to conduct this review, and you have to pay for all the porn movies on here. However, when Intrigue 3D is coming to completion on a project, they release a few snapshots of the awesome porn to get their fan’s tastebuds going, and these snapshots do look fun! The women look hot as hell, and you can see the detail that has gone into this porn.

Okay, wait there a second, I have just found out that Intrigue 3D only does images. There are no animated movies, like all of the porn appears to be, just images. Well, that changes this shit slightly. I can see why Intrigue3D releases very small images in updates now and why they don’t have a big following on their Pateron. This is very disappointing. Here I was thinking I was reviewing an excellent site full of really detailed and amazing animated porn videos, but I am reviewing some drawings. Nice drawings, don’t get me wrong, but drawings all the same.

Something I would love Intrigue 3D to add

Well, in this part of the review, I was going to suggest that Intrigue3D added in some trailers to the site so we could see a snippet of the porn movie before we had to buy it. However, now I’ll say lower your prices for your Pateron peeps and make some animated porn videos! You are charging people up to $30 a month and really not giving them fucking anything in return. You are giving these poor cunts 30% off of your porn. Porn that you have had to state isn’t a film because most people think it is like it did. That is a fucking joke, mate! You are still charging people who give you $30 a month, $7 for 9 images, bullshit, mate!

My final thoughts on Intrigue 3D

I was starting to like Intrigue3D at the beginning of this site review, but Intrigue 3D can go and suck a fat donkey cock. This porn site is way overpriced for the shit you get. Sure they are talented, but what the fuck are they producing? Na, Intrigue3D ain’t for me and shouldn’t be for you!