JavPOP

MrPornGeek checks out JavPOP

JavPOP looks to be a great Japanese site when you first arrive on the homepage. When you load up JavPOP, you find yourself surrounded by sexy Japanese girls that all want to show you their latest porn film. What else can you do but follow these sexy Japanese ladies down a rabbit hole that is fucking disappointing! I’ll get to the reasons why this Japanese site is disappointing as fuck in just a minute, but just know that it is. However, is there anything that JavPOP can do to save itself from getting a shitty review here? Well, I don’t fancy its chances, but let’s give this shit a try and review this pile of bollocks shall we?

The porn videos on JavPOP

So, the porn videos on JavPOP look amazing. I mean, they are classic in their Japanese style in that the porn videos at the top of the page have thumbnails which are just the DVD cover of the porn video. No idea if the Japanese porn industry is still making porn DVDs, but I like that they are continuing with this tradition, because if there is anything that Japanese cunts love it is a woman dressed as a schoolgirl and traditions.

However, as you scroll down the page on JavPOP, you start seeing more Western-style porn scenes. These are still Japanese girls, for the most part (I have seen one sexy western lady since being on this site) but the porn is laid out like western sites and they have typical thumbnails too. So, the porn looks great on this site, but there is a huge problem with JavPOP, let’s chat about that next.

The big problem with JavPOP

THERE IS NO FUCKING PORN ON THIS SITE AT ALL! What the fuck is going on JavPOP? So, JavPOP doesn’t host any of its porn, probably the reason why this site is so responsive and works so cleanly. However, when you click on a porn video on JavPOP, it doesn’t send you to another site, it sends you to a downloading software website thing that you have to pay for. I think it costs about $15 a month or something. What the fuck? Why can’t we just watch porn rather than jump through a bunch of hoops?

The Geek’s final thoughts on JavPOP

So, no porn! Damn, JavPOP was really shaping up to be a great Japanese site. Now, you could, of course, pay this money to download the porn, but I wouldn’t. Instead, I would check out the rest of the Japanese sites that I have reviewed on here. There are loads of amazing Japanese sites offering what JavPOP does but completely for free. That is why JavPOP has disappointed me so much, and it can go and suck a huge cock and fuck itself with its own cock!