Lanas Big Boobs

What is Lanas Big Boobs?

LanasBigBoobs is a site all about the massive tits that grace porn sites around the web. These tits have been complied on to this site, and you can see them in all their massive fucking glory. Sounds awesome, right? Well, yeah, it is pretty cool that Lanas Big Boobss has done this, but there are some really odd things about this site that I am going to explore during this sexy little review.

One of the odd things about LanasBigBoobs is that Krissy Lynn is currently one of the featured pornstars on this site. Now, Krissy is one of my top pornstars, she is sexy as hell and knows her way around her dick. However, every other woman on this site has huge tits, and I mean massive, Krissy’s tits are amazing, lovely, sexy and awesome, but they look like Tictacs on a ironing board compared with the tits on this site. So, why is Krissy on this website at all? This is just one of many odd things about Lanas Big Boobs that I will mention in this review. So, let’s not stay here discussing the goddess that is Krissy Lynn all day, we have a site to review, dear reader.

The design of Lanas Big Boobs

The design and styling of LanasBigBoobs is a great example of a site having a basic design and its working perfectly. There is nothing fancy about the design of Lanas Big Boobs, and I love that. Some sites try way too hard to make their site stand out only for it to look like a bag of dicks. However, it is the understated and lovely design of this site that makes it stand out. So, great job on the styling of this site!

Also, the backend (cheeky) of this site is great too. Every feature of this site that I have tried so far has worked really nicely. Every porn video I have clicked on has loaded quickly, every pornstar profile I have checked out has loaded fast and everything else about the part of the design is just great. The layout of some of the features are a little annoying, but I’ll get to that in a bit.

The porn on Lanas Big Boobs

The porn on LanasBigBoobs, just like a few other areas of the site was a little disappointing, to be honest. As I mentioned, Krissy Lynn is one of my favourite pornstars, and so when I saw that her tits were on this site, I had to check her out. Even though Krissy has size 36D boobs, huge in the real world, A cups on this site, I know her porn, I trust her shit to be good shit. So, I checked what Krissy was offering on this site. Now I have never been disappointing with the content that Krissy Lynn has offered me before, and so I am going through some emotions right now. All of the porn videos from her and the rest of the ladies on this site are under a minute long. That’s right, Lanas Big Boobs is just offering trailers to porn scenes.

What is the point? These porn trailers are under a minute long, who the fuck does LanasBigBoobs think they are offering this shit? Who the fuck is going on this cunting site to enjoy big boobed pornstars in minute-long clips? Especially when one of the featured pornstars on this site is Krissy Lynn. Krissy has her own website, a dick load of videos on PornHub and just about everywhere else on the planet. And these cunts are offering us one minute of her? Are they dumb?

The annoying little bits about Lanas Big Boobs

Well, other than the retarded porn offerings. LanasBigBoobs have made ads that are hidden on their page. Now, this is hardly the first lot of cunts to do this on a site, but they have done it so well that many of ya, may not notice them. If you go on the homepage of LanasBigBoobs, you’ll see a Live Cams section. Click on the cam-model of your choice, and you’ll be taken to another site. Click on any video on this cunt of a site too, and you can click straight through to the site where the whole video is, where you’ll need to pay for the video.

So, the little annoying, shitty things about this porn site is that it is just one big ad. I get that sites need to make money, but at least other sites actually offer you something as they try and take money from you. What is Lanas Big Boobs offering us? A few photos of pornstars and a few video clips? Fuck that, this site is a joke!

The Geek’s final thoughts on Lanas Big Boobs

LanasBigBoobs is a joke because it isn’t offering us any porn at all. Hands up any cunt out there that has managed to have a wank on Lanas Big Boobs? Seriously, get in touch if you’ve managed to have a wank on LanasBigBoobs because it seems impossible to me! This porn site looks great, but it is full of shit porn and loads of profiles of pornstars that hardly matter because the poxy site doesn’t have any good content to go along with the profiles!

LanasBigBoobs is a bag of shit because they are just trying to take your money from clicking a bunch of fucking shit and offering you nothing for your time. Porn sites like this can suck my shrivelled old cock! Cunts!