LovePop

What is LovePop?

Well, LovePop has to be the most Japanese sounding site ever created. LovePop is a collection of images of sexy Japanese girls that all look young as fuck as usual. There are also some “clips” which I assume are videos that accompany the images, but as we’ll find out during this poxy porn review, I haven’t been able to get these fuckers to work yet. Anyway, let’s delve deep into the tight Japanese ass of this review and see what we pull out, shall we?

The design of LovePop

The design of LovePop is probably the nicest thing about the whole porn site. This site feels really nice, every page loads nice and quickly, and the layout of the images of the girls is excellent. Clearly, LovePop has some powerful servers because all the images on this site are really high quality, so they need some power to run this website as well as they are. Good job on the design, LovePop, shame about everything else!

Where’s the porn on LovePop?

Right, the images on LovePop are pretty good. The girls are traditionally young as fuck looking, just like all the girls in Japanese porn, but the quality of the images is excellent. However, none of the girls strip in their image galleries and none of the videos that go along with the images work. So, LovePop where’s the porn? Is this actually a site? Or is LovePop just a creepy cosplay site or something? The girls look seductive, but we ain’t in the Victorian era any more LovePop, I want to see some fucking flesh!

The biggest problem with LovePop

There is nothing that I would consider porn on LovePop. Yes, sure there are some sexy looking ladies on this site, and they are all posing all sexy and stuff, but the girls start the galleries in a sexy looking outfit and end the galleries in the same outfit! WHERE’S THE PORN, YOU BUNCH OF FUCKING CUNTS! If there’s no porn, I shouldn’t be reviewing this site, and yet I am, so, if you think you’re a site LovePop, prove it and show me some tits, pussy and ass! Wankers!

The Geek’s final thoughts on LovePop

Well, LovePop looks great, this “porn site” looks and feels amazing, but the porn is completely wank! All of the porn is just ladies dressed up in sexy outfits that they never take off. I understand that the Japanese porn industry is vastly different from the American and European porn industries, but for fuck sake, show us some skin! LovePop looked amazing when I first visited it, so you can polish a pile of shit, but the shine quickly wears off!