MagicMovies

MrPornGeek Checks out MagicMovies..

Right, how many more of these sites am I going to have to give a shit review because they realise that they are fucking shit and close the fuck down. I have reviewed so many explicit sites that look like MagicMovies that I can’t even count them any more. All of these sites link to Xvideos.com, and so I think that Xvideo created these poxy and shitty little sites in order to draw cunts to their site. However, MagicMovies has the oddest name of all these sites. I have no clue why Xvideo decided to name this site Magic Movies unless they were hoping that magicians liked porn!

Oh yeah, MagicMovies is a porn site with a few porn videos on it, sorry, my rant got in the way of explaining what this site was. Before I go completely off on a rage-induced rant about MagicMovies, I suppose we should start this review. So, if you are lube up and ready to dive head first into the pussy of this review, dear reader, let’s get the fuck on with it, shall we?

The design of MagicMovies

The design of MagicMovies is awful. It is a black background with a shit load of massive thumbnails on it. Now, I hate this design, every one of these sites has the exact same design that turns my stomach and gets my cock ragingly hard ready to tear Xvideos a new asshole. However, I will say that MagicMovies actually has some of the best thumbnails of all these sites. That isn’t really say anything as competing for the best thumbnails on these sites is like competing in a 100m race with Stephen Hawking, and he’s dead.

Also, the design of MagicMovies is the least offensive of all these sites, but that is only because the background is black. Normally these poxy little sites have a puke yellow background. The speeds of MagicMovies are pretty good too, but that is only because there isn’t any porn on this site. All there is on this site are some images that, when clicked on, these link to Xvideos where you can find the porn. Speaking of the porn.

The porn links on MagicMovies

Right, MagicMovies actually has some decent porn on it. I hate to admit this, but out of all of these generic as fuck porn sites, MagicMovies has probably been the most enjoyable for its design, the porn and everything else. Even though I hate the idea behind all of these cunting sites, MagicMovies has been an enjoyable place to spend an hour. The porn links on MagicMovies have all work, and most of the porn has been pretty enjoyable. All of the porn that I’ve watched on Xvideo (the site that MagicMovies links to, if you haven’t been paying attention) has been in HD.

However, the shit thing about the porn videos on this site is that all of them have been under 10 minutes long. This is usually where I ask a site to improve this and add some longer porn scenes onto the site. However, as MagicMovies has been forgotten about already, there is no chance of this. So, the porn on this site will just always be there. This is shit because the porn on every other site (including Xvideo) is updated all the time, the porn on this site has just been left to die.

MagicMovies and Xvideos in business together?

They must be. There is no way that these cunts just happen to link to videos on Xvideo exclusively. I have been through MagicMovies with a fine-tooth comb (it isn’t the largest porn site, so it didn’t take long) and I have found no porn links on this site that link to any other site. Also, the whole design of this site is so baron and bland. There are no porn categories, no pornstar directories, no ads! When a site that looks this shit doesn’t have ads, something ain’t right. The only thing that this site can be is a way of drawing people to Xvideos.

Now, there is nothing wrong with Xvideos doing this, but it is annoying. Basically, these cunts just set up a bunch of sites with the same design and a bunch of porn on them to draw traffic to their site. What they are doing, though, is associating themselves with a bunch of shit sites. The thing that Xvideo doesn’t get is that these sites actually make their site look far less attractive simply because they are mixing with the crack head equivalent of great sites!

The Geek’s final thoughts on MagicMovies

Even though MagicMovies has the best design of all these sites that I have come across, and the best thumbnails, and the best collection of porn, I can’t give this shitty site a good review. If I do, it will make other explicit sites think that it is okay to do this shit, and it fucking isn’t. These sites are doing a disservice to the porn industry. We have all worked hard to make our sites modern and sexy, and these cunts come along and ruin it for the rest of us. For that, MagicMovies will get a low score, and every other cunt like this site will get one too. Fuck these sites, they are shit! I hope that Xvideos is reading this review. You suck, and your little army of crack head sites suck too! Bunch of wankers!