ManSurfer

What is ManSurfer?

Right, ManSurfer is one of the shittest porn sites I have ever had the misfortune to visit in my time as a porn reviewer. What the fuck is going on with this load of shit and wank! I should say that ManSurfer is a gay site, if you couldn’t guess from the bloody name. But this gay porn site is so bad. I will get to reasons why ManSurfer is god awful in a moment, but I thought I would start this review off by saying that ManSurfer isn’t alone in their pile of dog shit. There are so many gay sites that look exactly like this pile of horse cum that it is really shocking to me.

There are so many gay porn sites with the same problems as ManSurfer that it makes me ponder whether there is a gay site catalogue where you can order a shittly designed site and get one just like this piece of shit. So, is there anything that can save ManSurfer from getting the lowest score in the history of this porn review site? Well, no, nothing at all. But I came here to review sites and chew bubblegum, and I am all out of fucking bubblegum.

The design of ManSurfer

This design and styling of this load of wank juice site was my first clue that it was shit. Look at the state of this site, how can a site that looks as awful as this piece of cock be any good at all? I mean the logo is shit enough! I don’t know whether the logo is supposed to be a mountain, a wave, a bedsheet or hopefully, my magic carpet off of this load of shit site. Seriously, who thinks that bright red and a black background is a good idea for a site?

The colours of this site are shit, they really make it look like a child may have designed this site, and if they did, they did a shit job too. Even the backend (that is usually a pun, but I am so angry with this site, it isn’t) of this site is shit. The backend of this wanky piece of dog shit takes a while to load anything which is surprising because the porn shouldn’t need much time to load.

The porn on ManSurfer

I have seen one porn video on this site that was over three and a half minutes long. The rest that I have tried have been about a minute and a half. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? How in the fuck can any cunt cum to that? I would struggle to cum to the porn on this site if I were gay and it takes me seconds! How in the fuck can you call this a site when all the porn videos on this site are just trailers? One of the porn videos that I watched on this site was a casting porn scene. It took the cunt a minute to take his trousers off! Now we are left with 30 seconds of him trying to get hard, and that was it!

This shit isn’t porn ManSurfer. This is a porn scene trailer that is supposed to get cunts excited about the porn scene, it is not intended to be wanked over. Now, I know that some of you are saying “but Geek, ManSurfer must have a way of watching the full-length porn scene on their porn website, right?” Well, kids, yes they do, they have a link to the full porn scene THAT DOESN’T WORK. I have tried all of the links for all of the porn videos, and none of them has worked at all! What the fuck is the point of this site!

The shit ManSurfer needs to figure out

Everything, ManSurfer needs to redo this whole site or just shut the thing down. This isn’t a site, this is a porn shit show. The design of this site is so bad a mentally damaged child could do better (perhaps hire this cunt to do your design again for you) and the porn on this site is just the trailer for porn videos. Then to top that shit off this cunt thinks it can advertise other parts of the ManSurfer network too. Oh yeah, it ain’t just one shitty site, there are more of the cunts too! If the other sites in the porn network work like this pile of shit does, they are in trouble.

Seriously, the only thing that ManSurfer needs to figure out if whether it is worth starting the fuck again or not. You need to get rid of the thousands of pages of porn promos that you have, burn the design to the ground and start the fuck over. If you don’t, this site can go and burn in a hole in a desert for all I give a shit, it is so bad.

The Geek’s final thoughts on ManSurfer

Yeah, I don’t think I was really much of a fan of ManSurfer, do you? I would go as fucking far as to say that ManSurfer really pissed me off. BECAUSE THIS SITE IS GOD AWFUL, ANY FUCKER USING THIS SITE TO JERK OFF, I FEEL DEEPLY SORRY FOR! EVERY CUNT DESERVES A GOOD SITE TO JERK OFF ON AND THIS SITE ISN’T THAT! Please check out the rest of my porn reviews if you have been affected by ManSurfer, you’ll find a better porn site with your eyes closed randomly clicking your mouse.