MetaBods

What is MetaBods?

MetaBods is an erotica site all about gay men with massive muscle. I don’t mean a gay bodybuilder here. I mean a gay man with such big muscles that it would be impossible for these men to exist in real life. This erotica site has stories about these massively built men that go into a shit load of detail about why these men are the gods of the world and deserve your respect and all that other shit that comes with worshipping some thing or other. MetaBods is an odd one in niche and design and plenty of other shit too. The design (cos I ain’t covering it below) is modern but has a shit load of really old looking links and tags and that other shit that just makes an erotica site feel old. That pretty much sums up the lame design of MetaBods; basically, it’s like a dad that is trying too hard with his fashion choices. On to the rest of the review!

The erotica on MetaBods

The erotica on MetaBods certainly isn’t for everyone. In fact, this niche erotica site is such a niche that I am fairly surprised that MetaBods gets any views at all! All of the stories on this porn story site are about massive men growing bigger muscles, perhaps a very skinny man and other shit about muscles. It is a very muscle-focused porn story site.

The community on MetaBods

There isn’t much of a community on this site that I can see. I mean, there are currently 1393 stories on MetaBods from 477 authors, that is practically baron compared with other erotica sites. However, some of the gay porn stories on this porn site have about 17,000 views, no fuckng idea where these 17,000 people came from, but they appeared and fucked off again pretty sharpish. That story was from 2010, though. So in nine years, a story on MetaBods managed to get what some erotica stories get in a fucking day!

I suppose I need to stop comparing MetaBods with other erotica sites. It is a niche site with an extremely niche topic. However, I have reviewed a shit load of erotica sites that are really niche and all of them have had a far bigger community than MetaBods.

Is MetaBods any good?

Honestly, MetaBods isn’t bad. However, there doesn’t feel like there is much of a community on MetaBods. I say this shit all the time, a community on a porn site like this makes the site. If there isn’t much of a community on MetaBods then does it even really have a site at all? The fact that MetaBods is reusing stories from 2010 and posting them again now, kinda suggests that they aren’t getting many stories coming in. Go check out MetaBods and give them your story about a massive muscly guy, they’ll love you for it.