Milovana

Mr. Porn Geek reviews Milovana

From time to time, Mr. Porn Geek comes across websites that are so different and strange that it’s hard to know what to make of them. Today, I’m going to be talking about a place called Milovana – I’m not sure where the name came from and honestly, I’m already thinking about how hard it is to explain what’s going on here. This is an adult entertainment destination with a difference, so I hope you’ve got a lot of patience, as this is going to take me a while to get through! Still, I’ll strive for perfection and I can’t wait to tell you what I found at Milovana. Continue down below for the full story.

My first impressions of Milovana

The first thing that came to mind when I visited this website was that the design was pretty damn old. This thing looked like it was built around 15 years ago and they haven’t updated it to a more modern design aesthetic. It’s not terrible, but there’s so much going on and it’s just not segmented as nicely as it could be. Anyway, according to the very top of the website, there are currently 500 people on the website – one of them being Mr. Porn Geek. I don’t know about you, but that seems like a pretty decent number of individuals coming here for an alternative dose of mature entertainment!

In the top left-hand corner of the website, you’ve got a small welcome message that suggests you head on over to the webtease section of the community to get started. So what are webteases, exactly? Well they’re basically a way for people to create adult stories with images they’ve collected from various sources. You’ll typically find that they’re captioned and in some cases, edited to drive a particular narrative. I don’t want to describe them as porn games per se, since interaction is minimal, but the central theme is that you sit there and click through the scenes and get driven to an eventual end that the author has created.

Trying some webteases from Milovana

So this place seems pretty packed to the rafters with these types of stories – there are over 6,000 inside that members of the site have contributed to the project. The default display on the link from the last paragraph is by upload date, but you can flick this over to number of reviews of rating if you’d prefer to see the best of the best. I’m certainly one of those individuals, so I prompted Milovana to show me the top rated webteases they have to offer. Themes ranged from foot fetishism, BDSM, anal sex, orgasm denial and edging. Many of the webteases here have multiple endings and take content from popular paysites. I also noticed a few hentai publications, so if you’re into animated Japanese comic book porn, there might be enough of the stories here for you to jerk off over.

I went through around 5 teases and found them all to be pretty fun. I can tell that some are supposed to take a while to get through – quite a lot of reading and mood setting. Like I said before, there’s a certain level of game-feel here that I think many WoW nerds and League of Legends geeks are going to love. It does seem a little dated, but so are Nintendo 64s – doesn’t stop me playing it every single chance that I get. Mr. Porn Geek does like to rate content but to be honest, I have no idea what to even compare the webteases here against – never seen them before in all of my years on the Internet. Fresh approach to adult material, even though they seem to have been around for well over a decade.

What else does Milovana offer

So if you venture on back to the homepage of this website, you’ll see that it’s not just all about the webtease stuff. They have a monthly ranking of the best teases in the TOTM threads such as this one for June 2019. You can tell that there’s a certain element of community around this website, since many people have multiple posts on the forums. I suppose while I’m here, I’ll link you directly to all of the message boards: they’re good if you want to find an honest bunch of people that have a particular penchant for storytelling in adult entertainment. I admit that it’s a bit of a unique fetish, but who are we to judge? Since the website went online, Milovana’ forums have collected just shy of 250,000 posts. That’s pretty big for a single website that isn’t even focused on its forums so much!

Milovana also links off-site to a kinky encyclopedia called Urge, but I think that’s a different topic for a different day. I’ll also make a small suggestion for this website: get yourself a Discord server. It’s not quite perfect for your niche, but I’m sure plenty of the people who visit your website have Discord accounts and might sign up if you run a convenient server that allows people to find the latest teases. Forums are a bit of an old-fashioned thing, but then again, so are these teases! Mr. Porn Geek is struggling to find suggestions, since he’s a bit out of his depth when it comes to this site and the content it’s sharing.

Mr. Porn Geek’s final thoughts on Milovana

It’s hard for me to say whether or not Milovana is good or bad, simply because I’ve never seen a website focus on these types of stories before. I guess the fact they’ve got 7,000 online and multiple hundreds of people viewing the website are all good indications – I can also tell that with so many forum posts, this isn’t an overnight operation. All things considered, Mr. Porn Geek had a great time here on Milovana and while the niche was new to him, he can go ahead and recommend you check it out in good faith. As always, thanks for reading and be sure to come back here any time you need fresh advice on where to go for great porn!