Muy Cerdas

MrPornGeek probes Muy Cerdas

MuyCerdas is a tube site coming out of Spain, or, at least, a country that speaks Spanish. However, despite this Spanish connection, there are a shit load of white girls puffing up their asses, pretending to have the ass of a Spanish goddess. This porn tube site is clearly uploading porn that is popular right now. Still, for a Spanish site to be disregarding the sexy ladies in their own country, that shit doesn’t sit right with me. However, there are plenty of categories on Muy Cerdas to choose from. So there are sure to be plenty of naked and sexy golden-brown goddesses on this site to stare at in amazement. So, while this site sucks a little bit because their homepage looks like every other site in the world, is MuyCerdas really that bad? Well, dear and lovely reader, to find that shit out we have to dive headfirst into this site! So let’s do just that!

The lovely design of Muy Cerdas

The first thing I noticed about MuyCerdas was how lovely it was. This site has excellent styling and really looks fucking lovely. To explore this site is to explore a site that is exactly how I would create a site if I were so inclined and porn reviews didn’t take up all of my time. Muy Cerdas has done a brilliant job at the design of this site, and that is reflected in the backend too. The backend of this site hasn’t slowed at all. It has kept up with every porn video I have asked it to load and has even battled the few ads that I have come across too. There is a smattering of ads on this site. Most of these are skippable and really don’t get in the way of your good time at all. So, the whole styling, design, and backend of Muy Cerdas (including on this fucking rare occasion, the ads) gets a pass from me. Great job, MuyCerdas you have created a really fun site to use!

The porn on Muy Cerdas

The porn on MuyCerdas is an odd one. The average run time of a porn video on Muy Cerdas is probably about eight minutes. But that is simply because there are shit loads of porn videos on this site that are below three minutes in length. However, there are also plenty of really good full-length porn scenes too and the rare glimpse of a full porn movie too. I am staring at six porn videos right now, most of these are over the 10-minute mark, one is 22 minutes long, and one is six minutes long. To be perfectly honest, this shit ain’t too bad. I mean, MuyCerdas is beating out most sites with their average length, and all of the porn actually looks good. It ain’t that “Youtuber disguised as a pornstar” shit that you get on most sites.

One thing about Muy Cerdas is that, as a lot of the porn is short (shorter than intended initially anyway), the videos are chopped together randomly. So, on some videos you watch the entire acting shit at the beginning before any boning takes place. On other porn videos, you are straight into the action. Now, MuyCerdas doesn’t host their porn (I believe), so this isn’t something that they can solve. It is just an observation of the porn videos that I have tested for this porn review. I will say, though, that despite not hosting their porn videos, every single porn video that I have tried has worked really well.

Some things I’d love Muy Cerdas to add

I think that MuyCerdas is trying to creating a site that is modern and fresh. While they are spot on with their design and the HD and 4K porn, a few things are missing. Firstly, I would love to see a few more full-length porn scenes. As I said, there’s a smattering of full-length porn on this site, but I’d love to see more. Of course, if Muy Cerdas sticks with this modern stuff, finding full-length modern porn isn’t as easy as it was a while ago. So, they may need to upload some porn that is a few years old to do this, but I think this porn would add a lot to this site.

One other thing about MuyCerdas that I don’t like because I am an ignorant pile of shit who never learned another language is that it is in Spanish. There is no way of translating the language on this site. This isn’t usually an issue on a site, but Muy Cerdas doesn’t have any previews on their thumbnails. So you can’t rely on these previews to help you choose your porn. This means that finding a brilliant porn video, unless you are Spanish, is tricky. It isn’t impossible, but it could be easier.

My final thoughts on Muy Cerdas

Well, despite just having shat all over this site, I have enjoyed my time on MuyCerdas. I have been on this site for a little over an hour now, and it hasn’t fucked up in any major ways. I really like the styling of this site, I think the videos are laid out perfectly, and the whole place feels bloody lovely. The porn works greats. Sure, the ads are there, but they are nowhere near as annoying as most small porn tube site’s ads. Plus, all of the porn is HD. Sure, there could be longer porn scenes, but the porn that’s on this site is really bloody good.

So yeah, Muy Cerdas is a good site. I don’t think I would write home to my mom about this site (me and mom have odd conversations), but MuyCerdas is a damn fine site that you could do a lot worse than! Check out MuyCerdas now, you’ll enjoy yourself.