Mzansi

What’s the crack with Mzansi Porn?

Mzansi Porn is all about South African sex, apparently, even though Lisa Ann, Janice Giffith and a bunch of other American pornstar are currently featured on their front page. However, with porn this good, I forgive a simple mistake like that. Unless, of course, these girls are indeed South African, then I am a moron. I knew that already, I have to wear a special hat around the house in case I piss myself. Oh, I should explain, after my accident, my cock is now located on my forehead.

Anyway, enough about me, what is Mzansi Porn like to use. Well, grab your helmet, grab your purple helmet and let’s get this review underway, shall we?

The porn on Mzansi Porn

Something I noticed straight away about the porn on Mzansi Porn is that it is all fucking short. Most of the porn videos are exactly 8 minutes long, some are 12. these are really short and most of the scenes start halfway through the foreplay. This is a real shame, no shit acting or weird dancing! What the fuck, Mzansi Porn? I know that this site is just doing the best it can with the porn it has access to, but giving that most other porn sites have access to better porn than this, I kinda think it is indeed Mzansi Porn’s fault for their lack of full-length scenes.

The design of Mzansi Porn

I really like the design of Mzansi Porn, it feels pretty fresh and modern. Oddly, I like the grey and pink colour scheme of this porn site, which I really didn’t think I would. Also, the layout of the porn is great too. The porn responds well to switching to smaller screens on my laptop and the site remains responsive when you are loading the porn. I cannot fault the design of Mzansi Porn at all. This is a very nice site to watch porn on.

Is anything lacking from Mzansi Porn?

Well, there isn’t actually that much porn on Mzansi Porn. I haven’t counted the porn videos on this site, but a rough guess would be perhaps 200 at a max! That is not a lot of porn at all! There are also no categories to speak of too. Of course, this hardly matters with such a small amount of porn, but I am assuming Mzansi Porn will add some more porn at some point so categories would be a great addition too.

The Geek’s final thoughts on Mzansi Porn

Mzansi Porn just isn’t up to par with other porn tube sites. Firstly, most of the pornstars on this site are not South African, there isn’t enough porn on the site for this site to be considered a porn tub site and there are no full-length porn scenes. Other than that, this guy in a rubber helmet who’s just pissed himself loves this porn site, but who am I to say what’s good or not, I barely remember my head nappy any more!