NerdNudes

What is NerdNudes?

NerdNudes, in my head, was going to be a good site. I was excited to view this site as I love some nerdy girls! For whatever reason, nerdy girls have always been a thing for me. Girls look hot in glasses, don’t judge me! Mr sitting there cock in hand waiting for me to start talking about porn! So, I was excited to check NerdNudes out. However, I am now disappointed! I will get to some of the reasons why I am disappointed about NerdNudes in a bit, but this site is really nothing special at all. In fact, it actually a annoying as fuck site.

There is porn on NerdNudes, but not what I was expecting. I was expecting some hot as fuck, nerdy-looking ladies that look hot as shit. There are sexy ladies on here, but not many nerds. It is just a collection of hot chicks in images and videos that don’t really look nerdy at all. Let’s get deeper into the pussy of this review, and I’ll explain more.

The porn on NerdNudes

Right, so the porn on NerdNudes has already disappointed me beyond fucking belief, but is the porn on this site still good enough to jerk to? Well, it ain’t for me, I can tell ya that. My problem with NerdNudes is that it opens up onto the images galleries, nothing wrong with that, but for the first 10 minutes on this site, I didn’t even know there were videos on this porn site. Then, I found these videos, the disappointment continued.

The big problem with NerdNudes is that there is nothing much on it. There is plenty of porn, but none of it is very appealing. They have a shit load of thumbnails that really do not make the porn look nice at all. Everything about NerdNudes is just slightly boring, apart from the design which is nice. So yeah, the porn on NerdNudes was a massive miss for me. However, there are some awesome looking women on this site that I would love to see more of, in the image galleries and the videos, however, this is almost impossible and this is the biggest problem about this site. Let me explain more.

The broken links on NerdNudes

So, here we have the biggest issue on NerdNudes. There are broken links everywhere. The biggest issue about porn sites like this is that they rely on other sites for their porn. So, there isn’t really much porn actually on NerdNudes, there are just photos with links on them. Click on these images and you are taken to another site for the porn, whether you are clicking to view an image gallery or a video. Now, here is the issue, if the site that NerdNudes is linking to removes the porn, NerdNudes is shit out of luck!

All of this shit means that NerdNudes is full of porn that doesn’t work, it just leads to another porn sites homepage, and this is bullshit. You find a sexy woman on this site, click on their photo and get taken to a porn site’s homepage. I wanted to see the sexy lady, not have to start all this shit again. So, not only does NerdNudes not have many nerds on it (I’ll get to that shit too), but when you do finally find a woman that you are interested in, the chances are their link won’t work.

So far, I have tried 20 videos and images on this site. Of those 20, 3 have worked. 3 in 20 is terrible and only adds to my disappointment rather than my boner.

Where are the nerds, NerdNudes?

The most frustrating thing about NerdNudes is that there are hardly any nerds on this site. Now, called me old fashioned as fuck, but when I saw the name of this site, I was expecting the pretty typical porn nerd. The chick with thick glasses, perhaps a librarian and shit like that. However, I was just greeted with normal women, hot women, of course, but just regular women. I have nothing wrong with porn with normal women in it, I love normal women, they are all hot, but when a site offers me nerdy women, that is what I want!

Curiously, a lot of the women on NerdNudes have hairy pussies. Does a hairy pussy make you a nerd? It does in the eyes of this site. I think that is how I’d sum up NerdNudes, misguided. There isn’t much porn on it because of the fucked up links and what is on it isn’t nerdy at all!

The Geek’s final thoughts on NerdNudes

I think that some of you lovely cunts could easily go on NerdNudes and happen across a video or an image gallery that works and have a jolly old time. However, I don’t think that NerdNudes is worth your visit. Sorry, NerdNudes, but you started this shit when you promised me nerds. I am called the Geek, and I work damn hard to be a geek, and this nerdy shit is just offensive to me! How dare you call these normal hot ladies nerds! They are not nerds and do not deserve the badge of nerd!

NerdNudes has wasted my time, I have searched and searched this porn site for a nerdy chick that had a working link, and I found none! Fuck this NerdNudes bollocks! This site was a massive fucking miss for me. I spent more time rubbing the little wheel on my mouse than the little maggot between my legs.