NNConnect

The Geek explores NNConnect

Right, I am here today to review NNConnect, but I would much rather tear this porn site a new asshole. This site is so far away from even what a mediocre porn image site should be that I feel this it must be some sort of boner-shrinking joke. However, it would appear that NNConnect is indeed a real site. So, you know what I do with real porn sites, I review the fuckers. So, I will try my best to keep my calm during this site review, but I may lose my shit at least a handful of times. If you are easily offended, then, of course, you shouldn’t be on MrPornGeek at all, but you should also avoid NNConnect cos this site is offensive to everything about porn. Let’s take a closer look, shall we?

The porn on NNConnect

WHAT FUCKING PORN? Please tell me! So far, I have explored NNConnect for about an hour now, and I haven’t seen anything that would be porn on this site. I have seen some porn image galleries, some of which contain a ration of porn that made me think we were still in World War 2 and porn was suddenly being rationed, but that is about it. The porn on NNConnect is so rare that you need to be fucking quiet on this site so you don’t spook it as it may run to the depths of the site never to be seen again. Out of the image galleries I have seen on NNConnect so far (about 20) four have contained what I would, begrudgingly, call porn.

The biggest issue with NNConnect

WELL, ANOTHER THAN THIS CUNT DOESN’T HAVE PORN. The biggest issue with this site is that the image galleries are uncompleted. This is why NNConnect doesn’t have much porn on it. They are using images from porn shoots taken to promote the porn shoot, they aren’t designed to be standalone porn. But NNConnect is using half of the shoots and then you have to click through to the site where the images came from to see the rest of the set. I did this and found a much better site. So, tell me, NNConnect, why the fuck would I stay on your pile of horse piss, cum and shit when I could stay on that site?

My final thoughts on NNConnect

I don’t know if NNConnect is associated with the porn sites that it is linking to, but if they aren’t, then they are dumb as fuck. This porn site offers fuck all in the way of porn and then forces you onto other sites that offer loads of great porn! Go and check out NNConnect click on the image galleries that get your cock excited and then follow the link to the better site and then stay the fuck there and enjoy yourself!