NovoJoy

What is NovoJoy?

NovoJoy is trying to create a site that looks really bloody elegant and shows us the hottest damn women in the world on there. This site says you can get lost on this site for hours and hours. While this may be bloody true, it isn’t for the reason that this site intended it to be. In fact, there are a shit load of issues with this site. However, one thing about NovoJoy that is true is the women. The women on this site are sexy as all hell and really are some of the hottest ladies in porn, and in other industries. Curiously, there are some hot chicks on this site that are Intsagram models and stuff like that. These girls don’t get naked, don’t get too excited, but the images on NovoJoy are really bloody good.

So, what areas of NovoJoy are lacking the elegance that they are going for? Well, we ain’t gonna find that out unless we delve deep into the pussy of the problem, are we? So, let’s just get on with this site review, chuck some shit at a wall and see what sticks, shall we?

The bland design of NovoJoy

One of my biggest complaints with NovoJoy is the design and styling. There just isn’t much to the styling of this site and it feels really bland. Now, a basic design for a site can be good if done well. But there is a fine line between basic and bland, and NovoJoy is bland. The navigation bar at the top is really boring looking, the tags on the side of the page are shit, and it just doesn’t feel right. They have tried to do elegance on this site, but they haven’t got there. The styling of this site isn’t elegant, it is simple, basic and boring and none of that screams elegance.

I once reviewed an escort site with the perfect design for NovoJoy. I cannot remember the name of this escort site, but it was truly elegant. You see, if a fancy as fuck hotel had a very basic site, you wouldn’t stay there. However, if that hotel’s site looks just as elegant and posh as the lobby of the hotel, you will. NovoJoy doesn’t look like the lobby of the hotel, it looks like the staff’s bedroom.

The porn images on NovoJoy

Right, the porn images on NovoJoy, these are great, really enjoyable. However, none of the porn images are actually on NovoJoy. They are on other porn sites that NovoJoy just links to. Now, NovoJoy is not the first site to do this and won’t be the bloody last, unfortunately. The reason this is unfortunate is that some of the links to porn are broken. If the site that this site links to takes the porn images down on their site, the link breaks on NovoJoy. So, as you go through the archive of NovoJoy, you notice that more and more images are gone.

NovoJoy also can’t control the design, styling and backend of any of these sites. So, some of these amazing porn image galleries work well, but others are really annoying. Some only offer you an overview of the porn images, and you can’t see them any larger. Basically, what I am trying to say is that NovoJoy has some of the most stunning women in the world on their site and most of the image galleries are fantastic. However, everything about this site is frustrating and not thought through.

The “hardcore” section of NovoJoy

Right, I haven’t seen a porn image gallery site with a hardcore section on it before, so I wanted to check this shit out. I was preparing myself for fucking whips, robes and chains and then I just found some porn. Literally, the porn on this section of NovoJoy is just photos from porn shoots. Why do these need their own section? What the fuck is the point in this site when all the porn is hidden away in this section. This is where you’ll find the cumshot photos, sex photos and stuff like that. The homepage of NovoJoy is where you’ll find photos of sexy women that aren’t naked or too naked, anyway.

This again just proves how misguided this site is. If this is a porn site, which it states that it is, why the fuck are they hiding the photos of the real bloody porn? This site is damn confusing. It wants to be all elegant, and it isn’t, it wants to be a site, and it hides the porn, it wants to keep you on this site for hours and yet links to craploads of other sites. What is going on?

The Geek’s final thoughts on NovoJoy

My final thoughts on NovoJoy is that it is misguided at best and fucking idiotic at most. This site doesn’t make bloody sense! The porn images are good, but the rest of this site is so bloody confusing! The design and styling is crap, it is pretty slow, it links to loads of other porn sites and hides the best porn images in the nav bar at the top of the bloody page!

This isn’t a site, this is an image gallery site pretending to be a site or trying to become a site. It is like NovoJoy really wants to be a porn site, but they want to be elegant at the time. They want to be a lady in the street but are too scared to be a freak in bed, you know? Yeah, this site has missed the mark massively for me. NovoJoy is a chick in fake fur with shit-stained panties underneath.