NudeCelebVideo

The Geek explores NudeCelebVideo

NudeCelebVideo is a site all about the mainstream side of porn. Whenever a celebrity has a sex scene, the people from NudeCelebVideo get all excited, and their pee-pees start fluttering like the wings of a diabetic butterfly. They quickly make a copy of that sex scene and post it to their site for you to enjoy. Sounds fantastic, right? But is NudeCelebVideo actually any good? Are these sex scenes from mainstream movies enough for porn sites nowadays? As always, dear and very sexy reader, there is only one gosh damn way to find out. So, let’s review the crap out of this site, shall we?

The styling of NudeCelebVideo

Right off the nude celebrity bat, I noticed just how nice the styling of this site was. Now, the design of this site is greatly helped by how nice the thumbnails are. The thumbnails of a porn site are really important when it comes to design. So as NudeCelebVideo only has mainstream movies on their site, the thumbnails are exceptional. That is just because the thumbnails are screenshots from the movies, by the way.

I like the layout of the sex scenes too. Often porn sites like this can put too many porn videos smashed together in the design, but this site has the porn nicely spread out but not too spread out. I don’t like the tags under the sex scenes, though. If the tags went off and died somewhere, I wouldn’t be disappointed. So, the styling of this sex scene site is really good. And it is fast. But what about the sex scenes themselves? Let’s explore those next, shall we?

The videos on NudeCelebVideo

As I dove into my first sex scene on NudeCelebVideo, I was getting excited, until a minute in. The sex scene stopped, and a big “buy premium pro” button flashed up. You can only watch seconds of a sex scene on this site before the site shuts you down. Why? When this site is offering such meager fucking scraps of porn anyway, why the hell do we need to pay? Particularly when we have probably got a bloody movie at home that we could watch! Plus, there are ads everywhere on this site anyway. Why do I need to pay when I’ve been enduring your bullshit ads and mediocre sex scenes already?

Is NudeCelebVideo worth checking out?

Just when I thought NudeCelebVideo was a good site, they messed it all up. What NudeCelebVideo is doing is a lot of bullshit. Firstly, they want fools to believe that they are the only ones on the internet with these sex scenes. That’s a load of horse bollocks right there. All of these sex scenes are available on most bigger porn tube sites. NudeCelebVideo could have been a good porn site, but they had to go and mess that up by getting cocky!