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MrPornGeek Checks out OnlineBootyCall

Do I really have to fuckin’ spell out what OnlineBootyCall is? Surely the damn name gives it away. Or does it? Cos shit isn’t adding up to me on OnlineBootyCall. I have only been on this hooking up site for about two minutes, and already this site is pissing me the fuck right off. Perhaps we should just delve deeper into OnlineBootyCall and then try and find out what the fuck is going on, shall we do that? Cos this hooking up site seems to be missing its own point somehow.

Why is OnlineBootyCall doing this?

Right, so, I am sure you thought what I thought about OnlineBootyCall. I thought this site was a hooking up site. A place where you could meet hot singles in your area and bone them with their consent. Every cunt thinks that’s what OnlineBootyCall apart from OnlineBootyCall! You see, these silly cunts have testimonials on the homepage of their HOOKING UP site, with three quick stories from ladies that have used the site. All three of these stories are the women saying they met someone on OnlineBootyCall and are now in love them, one even said she got married. While I am pleased for all three of these cunts, that isn’t the point of OnlineBootyCall! The point of this site is to find fuck buddies in your local area, and you are telling me that there are now three fewer women on this site to hook up with? What the fuck is wrong with you OnlineBootyCall? You ain’t Plenty of fucking Fish. No one cares in these women hooked up and then stay with the bellends they fucked because they are both scared of being alone, THIS IS A HOOKING UP SITE, BELLENDS!

The sign-up issues on OnlineBootyCall

Oh yeah, just add even more bellend juice to a cocktail spiked heavily with the stuff, I tried to sign up to OnlineBootyCall to conduct this review, and the fuckers wouldn’t let me. A little red box appeared on the site, it gave me no info about why I couldn’t sign up, and that was that. So, this HOOKING UP site seems like a massive bag of dog shit to me, dunno’ about you!

The Geek’s final thoughts on OnlineBootyCall

OnlineBootyCall is a joke. You cannot be called “OnlineBootyCall” and be speaking about your users finding love on the homepage! Sure, it is great that these fuckers found someone to fuck for a while, but come on! If finding love is the point of your site, change the fucking name! What is wrong with these people? If you now want people to go on your poxy site and find their soulmate then cool, respect those shit lads, but change the name you absolute bellends! I have no clue if OnlineBootyCall is good for hooking up, three cunts found love on it, though!