OOOdesi (Jilhub)

Indian porn tube review of OOOdesi

JilHub is a collection of Indian made porn that is seemingly all amateurs. It is an odd site with some strange porn on it. Of course, if you are in India and don’t have access to really good porn, then you’ve got to take the porn you can get, but this site to western eyes is a little shocking, to be frank. It loves ads and won’t let you anywhere with ad blocker on, which is fine, they have to make their money, but the videos are so bad that I don’t see how anyone could be on the website long enough to make them any money. Oh and also, a website they sent me to was flagged by my computer as having malware, so your computer doesn’t even need to go to India to need its injections!

One thing I will say is that they do have a lot of porn on the site. However, most of the porn I saw was terrible. It was just normal couples normally having sex with very bad lighting in not very pleasant looking places!  I am really trying to say some positive about JilHub, but there really isn’t much to say, for a country with such an incredible film industry, I would have thought Indian porn would have been amazing! In my mind, there would have been songs, amazing colours and dancing, but instead, it looks more like how the gutters probably smell in Indian, bad!

The design of JilHub

Jilhub.com does have an okay design. To be fair to them, they have done a good job with the layout and design. All the videos are nicely laid out, and the design has kept up with all the devices I have tried it on. So, that is a plus for oooDesi. You think that this is a mistake, but no, this porn site has two names. I don’t why either; it is just another thing that confuses this whole situation for me!

One thing about the design and layout that I don’t enjoy are the thumbnails for the videos. There are two photos split across the frame of the video, and none of the thumbnails that I have seen tell you anything about the video. You may as well do the BirdBox challenge to select the porn you want to watch! Also, the descriptions don’t give anything away, either. Now, this is, of course, because of the language barrier, but there are a lot of Indian people around the world who speak perfect English so the creators of this site could have got someone to translate the descriptions for them! Perhaps they didn’t because this site isn’t for western eyes, that’s fine by me, keep your vaguely creepy porn ooodesi.com!

Additional features for JilHub to consider

Production value! If no one else will do it, start the Bollywood porn industry and start making some excellent porn! That would be an excellent gift to the rest of the world, rather than the shit you are offering us now! I would love to see some sexy Indian ladies getting down while having a dance and a sing! The porn industry in India could be fantastic, but judging by this site, it isn’t right now!

Another thing for oooDesi to consider is the ads and not sending you to sites with malware on them, that would be so lovely! I know that porn sites need ads, but JilHub wouldn’t if they developed a porn industry and then created paid memberships. People would actually pay to watch porn that was good, give it a try oooDesi and leave my computer alone. You really don’t want to look in the hidden depth of my computer I promise you that!

I suppose the real additional features for JilHub to consider is just to try and be better in every single way. Get rid of the shit porn, if we want to see normal people sex, we will stick a mirror to the ceiling of our bedrooms. Start over, get rid of the porn and find some good stuff or make some good stuff. You can keep the design and the layout, but everything else needs to be turned up to Vindaloo levels of hotness!

The Geek’s final thoughts on JilHub

Well, I mean it’s awful, it is a horrible place to spend any time. The porn is bad, the thumbnails are worse, and the site tried to infect my computer. I didn’t expect to get an STI on a porn site this morning! JilHub’s videos are terrible, really fucking bad. But not so bad that they are funny, just terrible. They are like watching someone terrible at their job and being frustrated that you can’t say anything. You just stand there, mouth open, disappointed and slightly erect!

I’ve been trying to think of a positive about JilHub this entire review and there aren’t many. Their image gallery isn’t bad, but you can’t have ad blocker on to view it so you will get malware on your computer if you want to look at some okay images. The rest of the site is honestly a joke! Sorry JilHub, but you started this shit when you made a shit site and nearly gave my computer an STI. I think the best thing for JilHub to do is burn the servers that oooDesi is stored on and start again.

The best thing I can do is pretend I never went on oooDesi and try my best not to be scarred by this experience. I hope that someone makes some quality Indian porn one day, there are some stunningly beautiful Indian ladies in the world that deserve a shot at fucking on film. Give them a chance JilHub, it will be better than the fuck-ugly Ganesha’s you have on your site right now!