ORSM

Mr. Porn Geek at ORSM

You might be wondering what the name of this website means – trying to figure out some string of words that fit the ORSM initialism structure they appear to have. Trouble is, this place isn’t an initialism at all – it’s just a phonetic shortening of the word awesome! Took me a while to clock on to this fact, but now we know, we have an idea what to expect: awesome adult entertainment. Anyway, today my job as Mr. Porn Geek is going to be devoted to looking around ORSM for a clear understanding of what this place has to offer and why people might want to visit to get their daily dose of adult entertainment. Keep to learn more? Continue down below and Mr. Porn Geek will give you the full story.

First impressions of ORSM

I have to say – this website isn’t exactly the most modern in terms of design. When I hit the homepage of ORSM.net, I felt like I was taking a trip back in time. It functions somewhat as a blog, but the entries are a lot more feature-rich and in-depth than most other adult blogs I’ve read, so I’m somewhat hesitant to refer to it as being such a platform. Still, all of the standard blog features are here, such as the ability to scroll down through multiple posts then, at the very end, you get an archives link for previous material. I’m surprised that ORSM hasn’t adopted a modern pagination approach just for the convenience of users: seems like a strange setup here that is unlike anything I’ve come across in the past. Just what the hell is the guy behind this project up to? I’m all for trying to flip the industry on its head, but this is taking the concept just a little bit too far!

If you’d like to access the ORSM archives, you can click on this link to be taken straight over there. What’s pretty incredible is the fact that ORSM dates all the way back to September of 2000 in terms of archive material – that’s closing in on 20 years of action in the adult business, stunning to say the very least! As a random act of interest, I decided to click on the October 2016 archive to see what was on offer here: it’s quite a mix and match of themes, topics, ideas and content. This dude was even posting memes and stuff before it was cool, so you know that in terms of the Internet, ORSM.net is quite with the times – even if the design, navigation and layout would make you think otherwise.

ORSM’s stream of consciousness

I noticed that interlaced between all of the adult material, ORSM has a bunch of jokes, mini-stories, hack theories and that type of thing. I can’t quite work out what the author of this place is trying to do, apart from create a bit of a manly location where dudes can enjoy themselves without women getting in the way. Come to think of it, that’s probably the best way I could go ahead and describe this hub – it’s a man cave on the Internet where ladies aren’t invited (except if they’re in bikinis or, preferably, completely naked). We’re men and we’re awesome, so we’ll have our own website with weird funny stories, lots of porn and everything in between.

From time to time, you’ll see that ORSM has a video block area which is entitled ‘ORSM Video’ – seems a bit weird that these would be hosted off-site then, no? Look, I know you want to make your adverts look like they’re a natural part of your web browsing experience, but try not to confuse people so much with regard to what’s going on here. We like it when our surfers are able to trust your platform and get what they want from it: which is locally stored content of girls doing the naughty in front of a lens. Sources for the videos they redirect you to include the likes of Crazy Shit, Phun and PornHub. I actually did notice after a while that a few clips here are stored on the ORSM servers: what’s going on there, man? I can’t work out whether or not this is third-party stuff or locally enjoyed smut. Time to dig a bit deeper, Mr. Porn Geek believes.

Videos at ORSM

I did notice that they’ve got a few local videos here, which I suppose I should cover in this block of the review. While you might think that these are all adult related, that’s not quite true – I saw one clip of a guy cutting a tree and almost killing a chick when he dropped his chainsaw: the hell is this doing on the damn website, man? Where are the tits! Thankfully, the next upload I sampled was of this hot couple having a hardcore fuck session in their kitchen – it was only 60 seconds long, but if you’re like me (really quick when it comes to busting a fat nut), this shouldn’t be much of an issue for you to squeeze your hog over. You’ve also got some crazy sexy videos here – stuff you’d find on Instagram. One example is this fat-ass black girl with a tattooed butt going for a walk wearing a see-through dress. You always see big booty clips like that on social media – fits right in with the manly vibe that ORSM gives off.

My final thoughts on ORSM

It’s actually quite hard for me to categorize and describe the full ORSM experience here. With close to two decades of doing their thing, it’s tough to come along and sum it all up in just a few words. My advice is to go ahead and check out ORSM: it’s got a nice mixture of porn, comedy, crazy videos and recommendations for adult entertainment. It might not be as good as Mr. Porn Geek’s fully-fledged porn and pleasure paradise platform, but it gets pretty damn close. Okay folks – that’s me done for this review. Thanks for reading and be sure to drop by again any time you need new recommendations on the best adult sites around!