PalmTube

What is PalmTube?

PalmTube is a site where you can find loads of great porn scenes. Now, most of the porn scenes on PalmTube are from some of the most prominent pornstars in the business, and all of them are from the best porn companies around too. There are lots of porn videos from the likes of Brazzers and the Fake Network among others on this site. You also have pornstars like Alura Jenson, Allie Rae and loads bloody more! In short, there is a porn scene on PalmTube for you to enjoy.

Having said all of this shit bigging up PalmTube, this site certainly isn’t perfect. There are a lot of errors and issues on this site that I will discuss in a bit. However, first, I want to discuss the styling of this site because it is bloody lovely.

The lovely styling of PalmTube

When I first arrived on PalmTube, I noticed the lovely layout and colourings of it straight away. This porn site looks beautiful. It is a pretty simple design for a site, but there is nothing wrong with that. It is a clean and nice style that makes this site look really modern and feel nice to explore (when you are scrolling, at least). So yeah, I can’t complain about the styling of PalmTube at all. It is a crispy, modern, sexy site that has a great colour choice and lovely layout. I can, however, complain about the backend issues of PalmTube, which I am going to do now.

The backend issues of PalmTube

Right, so the backend of PalmTube has a shit load of issues. When I first got on this site I was really shocked at the look of it, it is lovely. So I was really exctied to start exploring the porn videos. However, this is where I found the first problem. Firstly, when you load up a page with a porn video on it, it takes bloody ages to load. I think this is because there are a crap load of recommendations below the porn video that slow the process down. When you get a porn video to load, it starts buffering straight away, without you pressing play (you better have your headphones plugged in). I hate this shit! We all hate this shit, I don’t know why porn sites do this!

However, this isn’t the main issue of PalmTube. When the porn video does play, it starts to buffer straight away. You don’t get a chance to pause the porn before it buffers as it literally plays for a frame of the video (I’m not exaggerating) and then buffers. So you then have to wait to pause it. You can not skip through the porn video, it just fucks it completely, and if you wait for the porn video to buffer, you’ll be waiting for bloody ages.

I imagine that PalmTube had their facelift a year or so ago, but they neglected the backend when they tarted up the styling. So you have a really modern site that looks great with the backend of a site that would have struggled to play porn from the 90s’. This is a huge problem for this site. So far, I have given up on about 20 porn videos because I couldn’t even watch a few seconds of them without them buffering. This is a damn shame because now I want to discuss the porn.

The porn on PalmTube

Right, so the reason the porn video playback on PalmTube is such a damn shame is that the porn videos look really good! There are scenes from Brazzers and other top porn companies that I haven’t seen before on this site, and I would love to watch them. However, because of the shocking video playback on this site, I am not able to watch any of the porn on this site. This is a damn shame because I think you could have a fucking fun time on this site.

I think the biggest bloody problem PalmTube has is that it looks like a really professional site. So you have a site that loos amazing and some amazing looking porn, but the mechanics of the site cannot keep up. So you are left with a very sad boner indeed. This site could have been one of the greatest sites I have ever reviewed, but it’s way too slow, and this makes the porn pretty much unwatchable. Also, all of the porn is under 10 minutes, which would normally piss me off, but with this site, it doesn’t because I haven’t been able to watch any of the porn anyway, so the fact it isn’t a full scene is really neither here nor there.

The Geek’s final thoughts on PalmTube

As I just said, PalmTube could’ve been the finest site I have ever reviewed, but it simply isn’t. The site looks fucking amazing, the porn looks good too, but none of the porn works because of the buffering issues on the site. I have watched about 3 seconds of porn on this site, and I have been trying to watch porn for about an hour! It is a damn shame that this site couldn’t keep up with the HD and 4K porn videos that are coming out now.

The shittiest thing about PalmTube is that all they need to do is switch servers to make this porn site amazing. If they invested a bit in their backend, this site would be one of the best in the world. However, right now, PalmTube is just really shocking, and there are loads of sites in the world that are far better than it, even though it is so close to being one of the best sites ever!