ParadiseHill

Mr. Porn Geek reviews Paradise Hill

Everyone loves XXX DVD content, right? It might be a bit of a dying form of adult entertainment on the Internet, but the whole full-length pornographic access thing is still alive and kicking if you know where to look. In this review, Mr. Porn Geek is going to be taking a look at Paradise Hill, an archive service for porn clips and movies from the best studios on the planet. It would appear to be a completely free service, but in order to see whether or not Paradise Hill is any good, I’m going to go ahead and give this place a full Mr. Porn Geek review so you can know what to expect. Keep reading for my high IQ analysis!

Paradise Hill: first impressions

So let’s kick things off here by looking at the homepage, since that’s where you’re going to be spending a lot of time when you visit the website. Paradise Hill actually has quite a decent, tidy design. From the get go, you’re given a content block that displays preview panes of the latest porn movies added to the archive, with a second block devoted to the ‘top’ releases (I’m unsure whether this is sorted based on view count, rating or some other metric). Below that, Paradise Hill has a list of categories that you might enjoy, some of the studios that provide XXX content and a sidebar with a few handy links.

The design and layout here is exactly in line with what I’d expect from a place like this. I did notice that the images for the porn studios weren’t loading though: this is because they weren’t linked to in the site’s code. It’s not the end of the world, but it does make the homepage look a little less attractive. While I’m unable to give you a schedule on how often new clips are added, the homepage’s DVDs were all from the last 7 days – at least this place is active, which is one of the most important things to determine when reviewing a porn DVD archive. Now then – let’s take a look at some of these categories so we can see the smut available for the purposes of squeezing our hogs!

Categorized content at Paradise Hill

If we look at the categories section of the site, you’ll see that Paradise Hill has a number of different niches that you can enjoy content from. By default, these are sorted based on alphabetical order, although you can switch this over to ‘number of likes’ using the link in the filter dropdown. I decided to do this for a look at the best content genres on offer: among the top 10 included mature, teen, lesbian, anal and orgies: pretty much what I’d expect from a DVD collection. Don’t worry though, since Paradise Hill also has sections if you’re looking for BDSM, big dicks, fisting and small tits – whatever floats your boat is bound to exist in some fashion here.

If you just want to look at the most popular videos on the platform, I’d recommend that you venture on over to the all-time popular page. This is sorted by default based on number of likes since the inception of the website, but you can switch it to number of comments or views and refine the time to periods such as a year, month, week and day. All in all, pretty decent stuff here – my only real problem is the fact that sorting seems a little cumbersome and it should be more clearly displayed and shown what exactly you can do with the dropdown. It’s not a serious issue, but Mr. Porn Geek prefers sites to be very well crafted! With that said: let’s watch some content now. I’m looking forward to trying out the porn DVDs on ParadiseHill.cc.

Trying porn at Paradise Hill

Lately I’ve been getting into sexy black broads having sex, so I decided to head on over to the ebony category for the purposes of seeing what’s on offer. Anyone who knows me also knows that I love Asian babes, so when I saw the very first video was Lesbian Beauties 20: Black And Asian, it was like a match made in heaven. The DVD here was broken down into 5 different parts (each around 30 minutes in length), although one of the biggest issues I had was with quality. This particular movie was only 480p – not really good enough to compete with most alternative sources of DVDs. I decided to check out another 5 from the same category and yeah – 480p seems to be the max here. That’s really disappointing, because the content is great: it’s just not available in a high quality format.

I went back to the homepage and decided to try out some of the latest additions to Paradise Hill, like Sneaky Sex 12 from Reality Kings – unfortunately, I had exactly the same problem here. The embeds have absolutely no way for you to up the quality either, so from what I understand, Paradise Hill is only able to give you non-HD uploads. This to me is probably the biggest deal breaker on the website and turned what would have been an awesome place into something less than desirable. Too bad – I thought that ParadiseHill.cc was going to be a great place to recommend!

My final thoughts on ParadiseHill.cc

As I mentioned, the biggest issue here on Paradise Hill is the fact that you don’t get superior quality uploads. That’s a massive road block as far as I’m concerned and yeah – because of it, I’m unable to give this place my official seal of approval. Everything about Paradise Hill was fantastic – until I actually looked at the content. I can’t stand 480p material and this stuff was basically unacceptable in 2015, let alone as we venture into 2020. Plenty of better options out there folks – maybe one day Paradise Hill will offer 720p and then I’ll come back to take a look, but until then, I’m telling ya’ll to take a look elsewhere.