Paradise Nudes

What is Paradise Nudes?

Paradise Nudes is a porn site that links to other sites for its porn. Now, if you have read any of my other sexy as fuck, but always humble site reviews, you’ll know that I fucking hate these types of sites because they are always full of broken links to porn and that, my sexy friends, makes me sad! Why create a site, only to fill it with broken links to porn videos that get your visitors excited, but then when they click on the porn video to watch it, it doesn’t work? How could you do that to us Paradise Nudes?

I will say that Paradise Nudes is not the worst site I have seen, this site does have a lot of porn on it that does work, but not enough for me to give Paradise Nudes a good score in this review. So, now that I have spoilt this site review for you, let’s delve into it and find out how much Paradise Nudes sucks in other ways, shall we?

The bad styling but good design of Paradise Nudes

Paradise Nudes is an odd one because it has some really bland styling and colour choices and yet the backend of this site works really nicely. However, this shouldn’t really come as a shock to ya, dear reader. You see, most sites like Paradise Nudes are really quickly made so that the owners can start making money from the porn, this is why most porn sites like this have a bland, boring, shitty style. However, surely they are investing in the backend of the site to make the site run so smoothly, right?

Well, no, actually. Remember that Paradise Nudes only links to porn, so there isn’t actually any videos on a site like this at all. The only thing that can slow a site like this down is the thumbnails for all the galleries. However, Paradise Nudes have got round this as well, but only providing low-quality thumbnails for the galleries and the porn videos. This means that even if the porn video is in HD, it doesn’t look like it is when you are on this site. This can be misleading and frustrating, but by this site doing this, the site functions really well and the owners of this site don’t need to invest in fancy servers to keep the site from breaking. It’s a shitty move, but one that is happening on porn sites everywhere.

The porn links on Paradise Nudes

Right, I have been on Paradise Nudes for about an hour, exploring the huge array of porn categories and testing out porn videos. From my “research”, about 45% of the thumbnails lead to broken links. This means when you click on a porn video on Paradise Nudes, it just sends you to the site that the video was once one. This site is usually very similar to ParadiseNudes, just full of categories and porn links again, so you can either start your quest for that porn video again or head back to Paradise Nudes and choose another one.

Paradise Nudes is cheeky because the reason that 55% of their porn video work is because they link to PornHub for a large portion of their videos. While I don’t think this is illegal, it is a little cheeky of this site to try and con PornHub out of their porn videos, but then they aren’t really conning PornHub at all, are they? You see, Paradise Nudes doesn’t own the video, and they are linking to this porn video and transferring you to PornHub, so PornHub is still getting money from you. I don’t know how this site makes their money, unless Xhamster, PornHub and the other sites pay them per click!

Paradise Nudes needs to sort this out!

If Paradise Nudes wants to be taken seriously and wants to be a good site, they have got to fix their bland and boring styling, firstly. This site just doesn’t feel very nice to use. Of course, it is responsive, but we know the reason why that is, it just looks shit. I think if Paradise Nudes invested a bit more in servers that could allow them to run HD photos for the thumbnails of the galleries and the porn, that would be a great start. Then they could get rid of the shit logo and find a better colour palette for the site while they are at it.

Oh, and, of course, the biggest thing that ParadiseNudes needs to do is sort the porn links out. If the porn link breaks, there should be an option for visitors to the site to report it, and then Paradise Nudes could take the thing down. Right now, it feels like Paradise Nudes is trying to blue-ball us, which isn’t a nice feeling to have on a site.

The Geek’s final thoughts on Paradise Nudes

Paradise Nudes certainly isn’t the worst site like this that I have come across, I did enjoy a lot of the porn on this site as some of it is fucking amazing, plus most of the porn that this site links to is full-length scenes. However, with nearly half the porn on this site not working, you will miss out on some golden opportunities to cum your pants off. A lot of the porn videos on this site look amazing, but a large portion of them don’t work so I can’t give Paradise Nudes a good score out of principal! They are blue-balling their visitors, and that shouldn’t be a thing on a site. A porn site should be fun, sexy and full of hot porn videos and Paradise Nudes just simply isn’t!