PlayNo1

What is PlayNo1?

PlayNo1 is a site that is coming out of Japan, I believe, or perhaps China, or another country that uses symbols for speech. I don’t mean this shit rudely, but PlayNo1 is hard to understand, and it is stranger as you delve deeper into the site. Which I am afraid, dear reader we are about to. Prepare yourselves cos PlayNo1 is a strange site from what I can see so far. I ain’t sure we’re all going to survive this site. So, grab your cock and hold on for dear life, and I hope to see you at the end of this site review.

The porn on PlayNo1

So, from what I can make out, PlayNo1 has a load of porn on it that is just screenshots from porn scenes. All of the image galleries that I have explored on this porn site so far are just shots from porn, but not the ad shots that the porn company make because they aren’t high quality enough. I think that PlayNo1 is just taking shots from the videos and calling them an image gallery. Why don’t they just show us the porn video? Why go to this much pissing effort to provide mediocre porn?

There are loads of Japanese porn girls featured on PlayNo1, plus a handful of American pornstars and then it gets weird. I can’t make out how much porn is on PlayNo1. There isn’t really a way of getting off of the homepage of PlayNo1, and so I am just stuck looking at mediocre porn not really knowing where the fuck to go from here. If this is the only porn on this site then that is disappointing at best and a load of shit at worst!

The confusing parts of PlayNo1

Oh, yeah, we haven’t even got to the confusing shit about this site yet, and I am already confused out of my fucking eyelids! As you scroll down the page on PlayNo1, you can’t click to see another page of porn video screenshots, you just stumble upon some more in a different layout. There are about four image galleries at the bottom of the page on PlayNo1 that have odd captions and nothing much else. Where do I go from here PlayNo1 and why do I need to ask for directions on your site?

My final thoughts on PlayNo1

PlayNo1 seems to be a pretty fucking awful site by all accounts. In fact, PlayNo1 is a shit porn site. It has nothing but screenshots from porn videos on it and some text that doesn’t make any bloody sense because the translation on the site is awful. Plus it just ends, without warning or making you cum! PlayNo1 just blue-balls you right at the end there. Just to say “fuck you” one last time before you leave it and find a better site!