PlayPornoGames

Mr. Porn Geek at PlayPornoGames

Hey gang – it’s Mr. Porn Geek and yes: I’m back at it today with a review on PlayPornoGames. I’ve been spending the last few weeks and months looking at the best destinations around for XXX games and well – this is one of the places that I heard about that I just had to write a review on. From what I can tell, PlayPornoGames.com has been in the business for a long time, but that doesn’t mean that it’s going to be a good hub for XXX entertainment. Let’s go ahead now and actually try out PlayPornoGames – I’m eager to scratch the itch and see how good these XXX games are!

First thoughts on PlayPornoGames

I do just want to preamble the preview here by pointing out that currently, PlayPornoGames does not allow you to connect to the site via a HTTPS connection. All content is served over an insecure feed, which means that if anyone’s watching your network traffic – including your ISP – they’ll be able to see exactly what it is that you’re looking at. This isn’t the end of the world and I know that a lot of people just don’t give a shit, but it is worth mentioning for those who have security in mind. Anyway: less geek stuff – I want to tell you what I found at PlayPornoGames and explain whether or not it’s any good!

The homepage here shows that the website is definitely older than a lot of other spots: the design is dated to say the very least. I would estimate that this place came online around 2010 or so and likely hasn’t updated its layout since then. It appears to run on WordPress and right in the middle of your screen, you’ll see a number of games that you can play straight from the get go via the preview panes provided. These panes consist of a preview thumbnail, title, play count and rating – all pretty good stuff if you ask Mr. Porn Geek.

More analysis on PlayPornoGames

Along the right-hand side of PlayPornoGames, you’ll see that there are a bunch of categories that you can pick from – these are great if you’ve got a specific niche in mind that you want to jerk off over. There are a few dozen to select from including niches such as blowjobs if you’re addicted to games about girls sucking dick and MILF should your perverse gaming desires be based more around mature women. The only issue I really have when clicking a category is that you’re unable to sort results based on metrics such as highest rated and most played – those would be two stellar options so that people can really hone in on the type of XXX gaming goodness they want. You’ve also got a secondary sidebar area for external links, although I don’t think many people care so much about that: it’s just advertising and backlinks for that juicy SEO.

Finding the best games at PlayPornoGames

If we look right at the top of PlayPornoGames, you’ll see that there are two header links: one for the most popular games and one for the highest rated. I decided to look at the highest rated porn games as my primary choice for titles – it just makes a lot more sense to enjoy what others have. There were lots of options here and I decided to play Naughty Dances 2 first: it seemed like a pretty interactive and enjoyable title based purely on the thumbnail, which made it look like one of those DDR releases. The game is pretty reasonable: you’ve got to get the girl to strip naked by hitting the buttons in the right order and then she’ll fuck you at the end if your score is good enough. The only problem I had with this game was the fact that the audio didn’t have the right BPM and didn’t fit the arrows – it completely throws you off and I ended up just muting it so I could focus. DDR is supposed to help you with the music, not hinder!

More thoughts on PlayPornoGames

I ended up playing a bunch of games on PlayPornoGames and enjoyed most of them. Do note that the games all load over Flash, which is pretty outdated and really sucks, so that’s not exactly going correctly for PlayPornoGames. I honestly feel like this place is just a little behind on the times – even the games I played were a little bit on the dated side. For instance, it was very obvious to me that Men With Black Cocks is something of a dated title. How do I know this for sure? Well – just one look at the copyright on the homepage of this game and its date being 2003 gave it away!

On the other side of things, I have to appreciate that a lot of folks out there just like the nostalgia of these dumb games that they probably played when they were horny and 12 years old. It’s a good place to relive those memories of having nothing to worry about, no job and just the Internet to keep you entertained. That’s somewhat appealing – so props to PlayPornoGames for keeping it vintage. It’s probably not intentional, but cool nonetheless.

PlayPornoGames: my conclusion

So, after considering this place and all the options, I’m happy to go ahead and say that if you want to kill a few hours with dumb Flash games, this is one website that’s going to help you do exactly that. The design isn’t great, the games are AAA titles and you’re not going to get anything remotely close to a modern experience here, but that has its own charm and appeal – so yeah, check out PlayPornoGames today and see what adult games were like a dozen years ago!