Poringa

What’s up with Poringa?

Poringa is a strange little porn site. It has a fucked up design that wouldn’t look out of place on some highschool websites that the kids designed, if the kids were special needs. And the porn! What porn! You have to be a member of Poringa to view all of the porn on the site, and the porn really doesn’t look worth the effort in signing up! Is there anything that can stop Poringa from getting a really low score? Maybe if I am feeling generous, but I ain’t, so grab a pew, while I tear Poringa a new fucking asshole, it deserves it!

The shitty design of Poringa

When I review a site, I use my laptop on split-screen so that I can refer to the site as I write. Now, some porn sites look awful during this split-screen activity, but fine on normal screen. However, Poringa looks awful on both! It has the same shitty layout for its porn in both orientations. The way the porn is laid out, you can barely see the thumbnail of the porn at all! What’s the point?

The shitty porn on Poringa

Again, what fucking porn? Some of the images on Poringa look good. There are some asses on this site that look incredible, like they were carved by god or something. But you have to be a member of Poringa to view anything! So far, I have scrolled through the galleries of Poringa and found about 10 galleries worth clicking on. These could be porn images or porn videos, it is hard to tell! I have scrolled through shit loads of pages on this site and only 10 galleries or whatever the fuck they are have stood out. Are you serious! What the fuck is going on.

The thing I hate about Poringa

Why the fuck do I need to be a member of your shitty site to look at your porn? The porn isn’t worth being a member of this site. I just signed up to Poringa and the porn is awful, there are some sexy amateurs on the site, but most of the porn is truly garbage. Why the fuck would any cunt want to be a part of this porn site? No one can use this site to wank, it is shit!

The Geek’s final thoughts on Poringa

Poringa is awful! The design is modern, but that’s about as good as this cunt of a site gets. The layout is all wrong for a site, would make a great layout for a podcast site though and the porn is a load of shit. I don’t know where Poringa gets its porn from, probably a flea market judging by the state of it. Don’t waste your time signing up for Poringa, get on PornHub and jerk it until you werk it!