Porn00

My take on Porn00

Let me ask you this: how many times have you heard people talk in real life about getting access to free HD porn? It’s likely not something you come across on a regular basis, but you can always trust Mr. Porn Geek to help you out in this regard, right? I mean, it should come as no surprise that I’m something of an expert on the topic and know my shit. Because of this, I’m going to be writing all about a new destination I’ve come across recently that I think you’re going to be busting nuts over in no time at all. Porn 00 promises free HD porn videos – is it too good to be true? Keep reading this complete review and find out: Mr. Porn Geek is going on an adventure to let you know what’s hot and what’s not about Porn00.org.

First impressions at Porn00

I’ve always been someone that takes first impressions quite seriously and at Porn00, I was pleased with what I saw. It’s quite obvious to me that giving visitors access to the content is right at the forefront of the designers’ minds here: you can literally click two different clips from the get go – no scrolling required – if you’re just hot for the smut. The layout of Porn 00, while attractive, isn’t like your standard tube website. It’s more of a blog layout with large thumbnail previews and a lot of meta data attached to each shared video. When you reach the bottom of the page, you’ll find pagination to go through the archive of content.

There are 500+ pages of videos at Porn00.org and each one has 10 uploads. That means that they’re sitting on a collection of 5,000+ porn videos, assuming my quick mental math is correct, that is! Now alongside the large preview snaps from the videos, you’ve got a sidebar with a bunch of categories to click on if you’re hunting for a very specific genre of adult entertainment. These niches include Asian if you’re like me and love your broads to be a little on the petite, submissive side, MILF if you’re the type of dude who gets off to mature housewives and lesbian for the lover of all-girl action. Alongside the more vanilla niches, Porn00.org has categories for doctor, DP, massage and squirting porn. Regardless of what gets your dick hard, Porn00.org can likely supply it.

The content in focus at Porn00

So you’ve found the right niche and a thumbnail that has your cock rock solid: what happens next? Simply click on the image or title to go through to the video streaming section and you can start watching the smut immediately! While many websites offering full-length HD porn clips store the content on third-party file lockers, Porn00 has everything here for you to enjoy the action with – no other websites are required! If you find that the embed isn’t working for you, hit the ‘alternative’ link near the top of the page to watch it from another streaming location. Note that again, this doesn’t take you anywhere else – it just provides a localized mirror that will give you backup access to the entertainment you want.

Almost all of the uploads from Porn00.org are from professional paysites, so you’re going to get a very limited amount of amateur entertainment here. Sure, there might be a few first-time girls, but they’re getting dicked down by industry pros and receive a lot of cash for the film they’re appearing in. Some of the paysites who have videos here include Blacked, Reality Kings, Team Skeet and so on. Do note that these websites aren’t actually tagged or associated with the videos directly: you have to guess what paysite the clips are coming from. Naturally, the user experience would be improved somewhat if you could find specific premium producers that have their uploads on Porn00. You also can’t download the clips easily – it’s possible with developer tools, but no convenient link is offered.

The downsides of Porn00

I highly recommend that if you visit Porn00, you go with an ad-blocker enabled. Not only does it have regular popups, but some of them are really nasty. It didn’t trigger every time, but I got a few of those ‘you have a virus’ browser hijackers that try to get you to download programs, play a high-pitched noise and then a ‘Microsoft has locked this PC’ robot thing. I hate this shit online and I honestly have to give Porn00 a big middle finger for having this on their website: it’s totally not okay and awful for users. It’s a massive sin in my book, but from what I can piece together, this is done by another company that Porn00 sells advertising space to – hopefully they blacklist those popups sooner rather than later, since they are pretty damn nasty if you ask me. Just make sure that you close the page whenever it appears – those websites can sometimes lock you up for a long time just to piss you off.

As I mentioned earlier, the lack of downloading is a bit of an issue, as is the fact that the website doesn’t have references to original sources for the clips. Honestly, this website would be so good if they just fixed these issues – Mr. Porn Geek needs to start up a consulting business so those in the game can learn a thing or two about running smooth adult entertainment operations. Eh: it actually sounds like a lot of work, I think I’d prefer to just jerk off to the HD porn videos that this site has for me instead.

Porn00: my final remarks

I’ve covered a lot in this review and yeah, I think everything that needs to be said has already been mentioned. I’m actually of the opinion that you should visit another site instead of this one – at least until those fake computer virus popups are gone. Porn00.org does have a good product, but its heavily damaged by careless mistakes and a few quality of life issues. Overall, not bad – but yeah, I wouldn’t go here when we’ve got lots of clean, virus free options to look at instead.