Porn555

MrPornGeek checks out Porn555

Porn555 links to other porn sites to show you porn. When you first get on Porn555, you are shown a fuck load of categories, an impressive amount of categories. Click on any of these categories and you are shown what appears to be a fuck load of porn. However, if you venture too far down the page of porn, you are going to meet broken link after broken link. As Porn555 relies on other sites for their porn, if the porn is taken off this third party site, Porn555 just sends you to a page that doesn’t play any porn.

This type of porn site always frustrates me. It is extremely annoying to find a good porn video (and there aren’t many good porn videos on Porn555 to choose from) only to find that the link is broken! Linking to other sites doesn’t work because none of the sites in question own the porn. Once one of the sites is caught, every site in the chain suffers and Porn555 is suffering greatly, it is like an old horse that hasn’t been taken out back and shot in the head to be melted down for glue yet! Is there anything that can save Porn555 from this fate? Well, there are some good parts of this site, let’s review it and find out, shall we?

The design of Porn555

The design of Porn555 isn’t the most offensive part of this site. The design of this site certainly isn’t the best we’ve seen, but it isn’t too bad. The design of Porn555 is pretty close to modern, it was probably made not too many years ago, and it is fairly fresh looking. However, the design could use an update, but I think for a linking site that is offering porn for free, it is acceptable.

The layout of Porn555 is actually quite nice. It is laid out like every other site, but the design of the site does make the layout look quite nice. It is simply boxes with the category names and a photo, pretty basic, but basic is fine if it works.

The speeds of Porn555 are pretty good too, but they should be. There isn’t any porn on Porn555 so there is no reason that the speeds of the site should be slow. All of the photos for the categories and thumbnails are also very low quality so the pages should load quickly and they do. The only thing that slows this site up in any way are the ads. We’ll get to the ads on this site soon.

The porn and ads on Porn555

Porn555 has a lot of categories to choose from. A lot of these categories are random and do not make much sense. For example, there is a category called “soles” some of it is foot porn, but some of it is just random porn offerings. Some of the porn in this category may have made it in by mistake, which is fine, but the glaring mistake with this category and a lot of the others is the thumbnail. The thumbnail for the “soles” category is Riley Ried about to chow down on a massive black dick, there are no feet in the thumbnail at all. Another category is called “lingerie” and the thumbnail is of a Japanese lady full clothed. Most of the thumbnails on the categories page are just a random photo of something to do with porn; they have nothing to do with the category at all.  I just find this bizarre. This site relies on their categories page to show off their porn, yet it has been so hastily built that we can’t rely on it to tell us about these random categories!

We then come on to the ads. The ads on Porn555 are fucking bad. We are using AdBlocker to review this site, but all the ads are breaking their way through this wall easily. Every click you do on Porn555 will result in an ad, it is shocking and so annoying. I know that sites need to make some money, but the ads slow the whole site down, often result in the porn not loading, and most of the porn doesn’t work anyway, so the ad is just wasting even more of your time. The ads on Porn555 are more frustrating than the category thumbnails and that is saying something!

Additional features for Porn555 to consider

Porn555, please stop with so many fucking ads! I can’t believe that so many ads broke through AdBlocker. I expect some ads to break through, but this site gets the reward for the most annoying ads in the world! Most of the ads fuck up you watching the porn too, so if you do get lucky and find one of the five porn videos that actually work on this site, you may get up a pop-up ad that fucks up the video loading anyway! Stop relying so heavily on ads that will never make you any money. These ads are stopping people watching porn, why would we click on them?

The Geeks final thoughts on Porn555

Porn555 has some potential, but linking porn sites like this one never work. As the site ages and more links become broken, eventually the users will leave. The biggest problem with sites like Porn555 are that they are a full-time job to maintain. To fix all the broken links on Porn555 would take ages and as this is a porn site that clearly isn’t making much money as the ads are annoying as fuck, I don’t think that the makers of Porn555 could invest enough time to make the site any better. So, I wouldn’t bother with Porn555 unless you like going down rabbit holes and closing ads constantly!