PornBurst

PornBurst – bursting on to the scene?

By all accounts, PornBurst is a pretty good site, sure it ain’t perfect, but other than PornHub and a handful of the others, can you name a perfect porn tube site? I didn’t think so! PornBurst is a pretty good porn tube site. There is shit loads of porn on offer on PornBurst, and all of it has worked for me. What’s more, this site doesn’t rely on ads so heavily that I am having to use weed killer to get them the fuck off of my screen!

So, could PornBurst become one of my most used porn sites from now on? Will this site be in your arsenal when you fancy jerking the gherkin? Or will this site just be forgotten about at the end of this review? Well, I guess we should review the fucker and find the fuck out. So, grab all your porn videos and get ready to throw them out! Don’t throw out your porn just yet, PornBurst could still be shit. On with the review!

The porn on PornBurst

The porn on PornBurst is a healthy mix of short porn trailers and really long porn scenes. The first scene on this porn site right now is of a girl smoking looking all hot and shit. I know you’re thinking, “sure, Geek, there’s smoking scenes every where” well, this smoking scene is over an hour long. I skipped through this porn scene to see what happens, and it is just a woman smoking, that’s it, for an hour! However, the next porn scene in the queue is a fucking awesome looking Italian porn film with some sexy ladies in it that is over an hour and twenty minutes long!

These are just two examples of the porn you’ll find on this site. There is also plenty of shorter porn if that takes your fancy and every category of porn you could ever need. However, a big downside to all of the porn on PornBurst is that it is really low quality. There is even a Miss Banana video on the homepage of this site where she gives an amazing looking blowjob that’s in low quality. And it is stolen directly from PronHub, so clearly, PornBurst has some server issues!

The design of PornBurst

Well, as I just said, clearly PornBurst has some server issues because they have some fairly recent porn on the site, but every porn video is low quality. This means that either PornBurst doesn’t like HD porn which is crazy, or their servers cannot handle this much HD porn. This is really frustrating because the porn is good and I would love to see some these long porn scenes in HD, and I doubt I can find them many places for free (who am I kidding) so it would be great if PornBurst sorted this out.

Apart from this shit part of the design of PornBurst, the rest of the site is really good. All the porn videos play really well, the design of the homepage and every other page is good, and the website feels like a nice place to watch some porn. You have a few things in the menu at the top of the page, making it easy to navigate around this site and some good recommended videos under each porn video. So, this site is designed really nicely, it is just a shame that it can’t handle HD porn. If it could, this site may rival PornHub; it is honestly that good.

Additional features PornBurst need to add

PornBurst need to add servers that can cope with HD porn! In this day and age, it ain’t difficult to find servers that can do this! I know that additional servers will cost this site money, but they could try and get some money via Kickstarter or Pateron or create a membership service for the site. They have a fuck load of really good porn on this site that you can’t find on all porn sites so it’s a massive shame that you can’t see this porn in HD.

Plus, the low-quality porn on this website really drags the whole look of the site down quite a bit. Because the porn is low quality, the thumbnails are too, so the whole look and feel of the site is suffering because of the low-quality porn. Other than that, PornBurst is pretty much bang on. It is a great site that I would love to use, but I am far too use to HD porn to ever go back to this low-quality stuff!

The Geek’s final thoughts on PornBurst

I wish I could say that PornBurst was a great site full of awesome porn that works perfectly and all of it is in HD. All of these things are true, apart from the important bit at the end! The feel of this site really is top-notch, the collection of porn is amazing, but the fact that there is no HD porn at all really fucks the whole site!

It is 2019, every fucker has HD porn. Fuck, I could film myself jerking off right now with my phone and watch it back in HD. My phone is more powerful than the servers behind PornBurst. Please get better servers that can handle HD porn and then come back here for another review. I would love to give this site a great review because it is so fucking close to perfect, but it is just far away from perfect that it is almost shit!

Sorry, PornBurst but you haven’t won this time. Perhaps update some shit on your backend and come back! I’ll give your porn site a proper seeing to then!