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Porn Dish: Mr. Porn Geek’s expert opinion

Okay everyone – it’s that time of year again! Mr. Porn Geek has been hunting for new websites devoted to adult entertainment and he’s going to be telling you all about Porn Dish in this particular review. I’m excited to talk about this place because on the surface, it looks like a top destination to get your hands on hot smut. The reality might be far from the fantasy though, so make sure you stick around and read all of Mr. Porn Geek’s expert advice on this particular destination. So without further ado, let’s venture on over to PornDish.com and see what the score is!

Porn Dish homepage analysis

Let’s kick things off here with a pretty detailed review of the homepage at Porn Dish: this is typically the best way to go when you want to determine just how good a particular site is. At the top of the page we’ve got a bunch of links to various studios but below that we’ve got what appears to be a list of featured videos that have been added to the archive somewhat recently. The first key content area is a collection of the latest uploads, all of which come from professional production houses that are known for pumping out great smut. The preview panes here consist of a view count, studio name, title and scene description. Although PornDish.com has videos for you to watch, it would appear that the structure of this ‘tube’ is more blog-like in nature. This isn’t a bad thing, but it might make finding the content you want a little bit tougher.

There’s nothing left on the homepage to talk about, so I think it’s wise to go ahead here and discuss the extra links that you might want to check out. For a start, the very top right-hand corner of Porn Dish has a section where you can look at entries based on their popularity, hotness and trendiness. These three terms aren’t really defined in any specific section of the site, so I don’t know what the difference is between them – too bad! My guess is that hot/trending are essentially the same and look at recent posts, whereas popular is more of a long-term metric. I might be wrong, but this makes the most sense to me out of all the possible combinations.

Trying out the sorting on Porn Dish

I hit the popular link and was pleased to see that some great quality content was put right in front of me: my only issue here is that the display lacks that finish when it comes to layout. These are displayed as blog entries, which isn’t terrible, but you have to scroll down to see more thumbnails – the title of the video is given way too much space that could be much better utilized via another rendering method. Still, you’ve got the popular videos there to take a look at and a similar story to be told when you hit the hot sorting option. For some reason, Porn Dish only displays 10 uploads with this feature – why not have at least 100? It’s small things like this that separate the good from the great.

Porn Dish: the channels explained

PornDish.com only hosts content from professional outfits, so you won’t see any genuine amateur uploads here. These videos tend to come from very large producers, such as Brazzers, Porn Pros, Team Skeet and so on. In the header, you’ve got all of these studios as clickable links, which will only render and display all of the content they’ve got on Porn Dish. Note that you can also hover over most of the networks to see content from their sub-channels, such as Bang Bus and Brown Bunnies on Bang Bros as well as Teen Curves and This Girl Sucks on Team Skeet.

Watching Porn Dish’s uploads

The first post I decided to check out was this one featuring Cecilia Lion for Bang Real Teens. The first embed didn’t have the greatest quality, so I decided to use the second embed instead: this was slightly better, but still not 720p. You can watch the clip in the embed box if you want and honestly, this might be the best way to go – the scene didn’t look good when blown up to full screen, because the quality was far below what you’d expect in the modern era of adult entertainment.

I decided to venture back to the homepage to get content from a different studio – maybe that would result in higher quality smut? I decided on this Daughter Swap upload starring Natalie Knight and Jaycee Starr – sadly, this was still the 480p quality content that I’d seen on the original upload. After watching five more clips, I eventually realized that basically all of the archives on Porn Dish aren’t in high definition – this is somewhat disappointing, and I really would like to see them make the switch to full HD smut in the near future. The content itself was really enjoyable though, and I do like the full-length nature of the scenes – this isn’t a site that only shows you the first 5 minutes of a shoot and then nothing else.

Final thoughts on Porn Dish

The overall design and structure of this site is reasonable, but I must admit that I’m slightly hesitating toward a full recommendation owing to the fact that PornDish.com doesn’t have HD content. I think that most porn punters these days expect quality when they’re enjoying porn, so 720p at the least would be very much desired. It’s a shame, since if this place did just bump up the quality a little it’d get an instant recommendation from me. I suppose for those who’re watching porn on their mobile or who just don’t care that much about objective quality, PornDish.com is a good site. For everyone else, you may want to read my other recommendations and perhaps find a better source of smut. Anyway folks – that’s it for this review on porn video streaming website Porn Dish – thanks for reading and happy fapping!