PornHDHDPorn

What is PornHDHDPorn?

PornHDHDPorn is a nice looking porn site, it has a nice design, and the porn looks really good. As you may guess from the bloody name, most of the porn is in HD, and all of it looks awesome as most the porn looks to be full-length scenes. I can’t complain about the looks of this porn site at all. However, the moment you start exploring this site, that all changes. So, take ma hand dear reader and follow me on the most disappointing adventure of both of our lives!

The porn on PornHDHDPorn

WHAT FUCKING PORN! None of the porn on this cunt of a site has worked at all! The moment I saw all of the porn on this site, I got excited and started opening up porn left and right. I had em all open mate, I had full-length DP scenes, full-length deep throat on the go, some sexy as fuck looking goth teen pornstar taking a huge cock and loads more. I then found out that I couldn’t play anything off the porn. When I tried to, a pop-up ad came and fucked me up the ass and left me blue-balled to within an inch of my life! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PORN ABOUT? Why doesn’t any of the porn work? I get that a site needs ads to make money, but we also need porn if we are going to put up with your ads.

The shit that PornHDHDPorn is doing wrong

I guess I should’ve known that this site was a pile of donkey dick from the views. The views on these HD full-length porn scenes are shocking. Right now, I can see 4 porn scenes and the one with the most views has 415 views. If this porn scene worked, this would have thousands because it is a hot as fuck ebony teen with a great rack and an awesome pussy. Another one of these porn videos is 33 minutes of a blue-hair sexy as fuck pornstar with a tight body, huge tits, and a great ass, that one has 302 views.

So, what is PornHDHDPorn doing wrong? IT AIN’T GIVING US THE FUCKING PORN WE CAME HERE FOR! I WANT PORN YOU PILE OF CUNTS!

The Geek’s final thoughts on PornHDHDPorn

Well, I think it is fair to say that if PornHDHDPorn died in a hole tomorrow, no cunt would give a shit. Perhaps a small cheer would ring out across office blocks as this blue-balling pile of shit finally burned to the ground. This has to be the most disappointing site I have ever reviewed. This site has a great design and looks to have some of the best videos on it ever and yet it is the biggest pile of wanky donkey dick I have ever had the misfortune to review!