PornMZ

Mr. Porn Geek reviews PornMZ

What’s good kings, queens and everyone in between? It’s Mr. Porn Geek and yes: I am back yet again with another review! The platform of discussion today is going to be Porn MZ and well, let’s just say that I’m keen as a bean to see what’s going on here! The Internet porn space is incredibly busy these days and with millions of sites to look at, you need a dude like me to keep you pointed in the right direction. So, with that in mind, let’s head on over to Porn MZ and see what the deal is. Will this place pop off or fall flat on its face? I don’t quite know, but I’m sure as hell I’ll find out in the next hour!

Initial take on PornMZ

So once you’ve clicked the link provided, you’ll be taken through to the main homepage of Porn MZ, which is absolutely littered with porn videos that are sorted by default based on their upload date. I’ll be honest: it seems weird to only show 16 clips here, especially when most monitors would be able to see 24 thumbnails without needing to scroll down. I’m not sure what the theory is, but at least expand the bottom row so it’s got 5 scenes! This is lazy design and something that Mr. Porn Geek really dislikes. If I were to end the review there, let’s just say that Porn MZ would not be getting full marks. Hopefully they can do a little better as we get deeper into the project.

Organizational tools at PornMZ.com

You’ll notice that along the top of Porn MZ’s main thumbnail display area, you have the ability to sort content based on its view count, length, rating or just randomly. These are pretty much the standard options I recommend for all tubes and yeah: hitting the ‘best’ is likely going to land you the top smut around if the platform works even remotely decently. The content display panes here consist of a thumbnail, title, video length and view count. Pretty standard stuff and the design is more than acceptable, though I do think slightly bigger thumbnails would be the way to go. Porn MZ has some categories on the left-hand side for you to check out, but I want to go over the whole section collectively instead of focusing on just this one little bit.

The categories at Porn MZ

All of your favorites are here on Porn MZ, including the likes of incest, gangbang, creampie, BDSM and Asian. I’d actually like to see them add a few more categories and they definitely shouldn’t have ‘pages’ when there are so few to begin with. It feels like the guy behind Porn MZ doesn’t know much about editing his website or something – why only display 16 categories on one page and then 13 on the next? Just give it all to us in one go! When you do decide on a niche that interests you, you’ll have the ability to then go ahead and sort those clips based on their length, view count, rating and upload date. All the bells and whistles are here: exactly what we want to see when reviewing any major porn tube out there. Getting exactly what you want, as quickly as you want it, is a vital piece of the puzzle when jerking off online. Believe me – I’ve spent thousands of hours doing it!

Content on Porn MZ

I think it’s both reasonable and fair for me to suggest that Porn MZ is a place devoted to hardcore porn that comes from the bigger studios out there. Sure, some amateur material is available, but it’s almost all smut that comes from studios like Brazzers and Reality Kings. What’s also cool is that it appears Porn MZ focuses extensively on full-length releases, so none of this cut-for-freeloader stuff. My only complaint is that you do get buffering from time to time, even though the girls fuck really good. You also don’t get any quality controls, so you can’t bump down the resolution in order to improve loading speeds – sucks!

My wrap on PornMZ.com

This isn’t the best porn tube out there by a long shot, but they do archive full-length scenes from various studios, which a lot of places simply won’t do. I think that the major selling point here is for the long-term jerker that wants to enjoy an entire scene and not rush themselves. Porn MZ has a few problems, but the overall experience is a good one and I highly doubt you won’t be busting nuts all over the place if you do decide to visit.

That’s it from me. Thanks for reading this review on the free porn tube known as Porn MZ. Drop by my review platform again in future for more details on the best spots online for porn! No one knows better than Mr. Porn Geek. Peace!