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Porno 800: my hottest take

I don’t think anyone here will be surprised to know that there are hundreds of thousands of websites online – right now – that you can access for the purposes of enjoying top quality video streaming entertainment. Today, Mr. Porn Geek is going to be heading on over to Porno 800 for the purposes of letting you know what it’s all about and whether or not you ought to pay it a visit for your daily squeezing requirements. As we all know, porn in this day and age is incredibly fun, but only when it’s delivered well! So, without further ado, let’s fire up our browsers and put this tube to the test.

First impressions on Porno 800

So when you land on over at the homepage, you’ll be shown a huge collection of scene previews that essentially takes up 95% of the screen space: these guys aren’t messing around when it comes to giving you quick and easy access to porn. The scene previews are pretty minimal as far as I’m concerned and only feature a thumbnail from the clip and a short title. One small suggestion I’d have for the team is to avoid cutting off the ends of video titles so soon – they could easily give you another line if they wanted to! I guess most people aren’t going to read these, though: they’re much more likely to just look at the images instead.

I’m unsure what the default display ordering is here, but my initiation would suggest that it’s entirely based upon the upload date of the scene. If you scroll down to the very bottom of Porno 800, you’ll be shown a pagination bar that gives you the ability to go back through the archive and see other types of videos. I must say that this minimal approach is going to appeal to a lot of surfers that don’t want the bullshit or the hassle: all they want is great porn and instant access to it.

Trying out searches at Porno 800

Since this site is relatively limited in terms of its accessibility tools, I figured it would be wise for me to next go through and try a few searches here to see what the deal is. I was hoping to get some decent results, but it turns out that the search function as it currently stands is completely broken. You can type even really common words in there like ‘anal’ and no results will come up: that’s something that surely needs to be fixed! I’m sure the webmaster will get around to making this function accurately in the next few days, but it’s a shame I wasn’t able to try it out myself to let you guys know whether or not Porno 800 had good search options for its adult videos.

Trying out the Porno 800 content

Since the search feature left a lot to be desired, I went ahead and navigated back to the homepage – here, I just decided it was best for me to actually try clicking on a scene to see what happened. You’ll be pleased to know that Porno 800 does utilize embedded streaming and all of the scenes appear to be hosted locally: fantastic for anyone that doesn’t want to be clicking around dozens of websites at any one time. The interface itself is very minimal with the scene itself, a like and dislike section, view counter, associated tags and a few videos below that which you might also want to take a look at. Pornstars here are labeled, but the same thing happened with the search when I clicked on them: nothing showed up (you’d typically expect to see more content from the same performer when doing this).

Embed quality is pretty damn great, with most scenes being 720p. I did notice a few in 480p and 1080p, but these are pretty uncommon. Lengths are quite short to be honest: it would appear that most of the uploads are around 8 minutes in length and I didn’t really find any full-length releases that you’d be able to edge to for hours on end. I’m unsure where Porno 800 sources their content from, but it doesn’t appear to be a place that lets them use all of the good stuff. Still, their cuts and edits are quite good: you will see fucking here and plenty of it too.

Niches available on Porno 800

There’s nothing here that I would really describe as being extreme, niche or particularly unpalatable for your average jerking dude. It’s fairly vanilla content starring popular pornstars, including Lucy Heart, Anastasia Knight, Susy Gala, and Adria Rae. Lots of popular sources are used for the videos, with Brazzers, GF Revenge and Fake Taxi being among the ones you’re most likely to know about. I noticed that they have a few scenes with sexy flavors of girls too, including Asians as well as goths. Porno 800 really did the job if you ask me: they’ve got some stellar content here and you’re going to enjoy seeing these babes fuck and suck all day long. The only major issue is the fact that you can’t download content locally, but meh – very few sites do this in the first place, so we won’t lose sleep over it.

Our conclusion on Porno 800

Porno 800 is pretty damn stellar if you ask me: these guys have a great variety of releases for you to watch and while the average length is a little on the short side, I wouldn’t be surprised if you managed to have a stellar jerking session thanks to their enjoyable material. I’m confident that anyone reading this will have a good time over there, so go right ahead and get your cock out: it’s going to find some content it wants to look at in the not too distant future! As always, I’d like to thank you for reading yet another top review here on the Mr. Porn Geek platform: be sure to drop back whenever you need new links for the greatest websites around. Peace!