PornoEggs

MrPornGeek Checks out PornoEggs

PornoEggs is a site full of really good porn. I was expecting the same old shit that every porn tube site offers from this site, but I am pleasantly surprised. Having only been on PornoEggs for an hour or so, there is a lot to like about this site. However, there are a few worrying things about this site that I would love to get to in a bit as these things could be up the site. But so far, I think the good outweighs the bollocks on this site so I am quite happy because I have reviewed some god awful porn sites today, so a good one would be lovely. Anyway, dear, we aren’t going to find out whether PornoEggs is actually a good site unless we delve deeper into the site and take a closer look at stuff. So, let’s do exactly that, shall we?

The lovely design of PornoEggs

The first thing I noticed about PornoEggs, mixed in with all the ads, was the lovely design. I think that PornoEggs must have had a facelift at some point in the last few years, as this site feels modern and lovely. This is, of course, in stark contrast to most porn tube sites out there. I am always wary of porn tube sites. So many pretend to be PornHub and fail, and others have puke-coloured backgrounds and shit porn. PornoEggs, on the other hand, seems great. It has a lovely design, and the backend of the porn site keeps you watching porn all day long. Even the crazy amount of ads on this site doesn’t slow it down!

Something I don’t like about the design of PornoEggs is that all of the videos related to the one you’re watching are down the right-hand side of the page, like on YouTube. Now, this works on YouTube because they have shit loads of comments. But even the biggest porn sites in the world don’t see many comments and PornoEggs certainly doesn’t. This means that as you start scrolling through the porn on PornoEggs, you are just surrounded by blank space. Not a fan of blank space on a site! You know what blank space can be filled with on a site? More porn!

My goodness, PornoEggs has full-length porn on it!

Well, fuck me, some porn tube site had to do it eventually! Of course, PornoEggs isn’t the only porn tube site to have full-length porn on it, not by a long shot, but I am impressed with how many full-length porn scenes this site does have on it. In fact, I would say that PornoEggs has more full-length porn scenes on it than shorter porn previews. This is amazing and I ain’t seen this on any other good porn tube site.

All of the porn that I have tested on PornoEggs has been in HD, and all of it has been some of the pornstar’s best work too. Many porn tube sites steer clear from pornstar’s best work in fear of being caught stealing the shit. However, clearly, PornoEggs has a way with the porn peeps, I say because of the sheer amount of ads on this site that also appear on the bigger porn tube sites. Let’s have a chat about the porn ads now, shall we?

The ads on PornoEggs

If you’ve been on any big porn tube site recently, and by recently, I mean in the last five years, you have seen the ads that are typical on PornoEggs. These ads are all over the fucking place on the big porn tube sites but don’t often appear on small sites. So the ads are very quick trailers of porn scenes. You also have the cam shit and the fuck sites and stuff too. Now, you can never hide from a Jasmine cams ad or a dick pill ad, but not many smaller porn tube sites have the porn preview ads on them. This makes me think that PornoEggs must have an “in” at some porn company somewhere. I don’t think these porn ads are just handed out, I believe that porn companies buy space on sites for these.

The reason this shit surprises me so much is that I am currently on a porn video on this site from August 29th and it has 189 views. I am on another one from March 25th with 167 views. This is a theme across PornoEggs, the porn videos barely have any views. So, I have no clue how this site has these porn ads on their site, but it is impressive. It is also a little annoying as at every damn turn on this site, you are confronted with ads, perhaps that could go some way in explaining why there aren’t many views on this site.

My final thoughts on PornoEggs

Despite the annoying ads, I exactly quite enjoyed my time on PornoEggs. Sure it isn’t the best porn tube site in the world, but it the best smaller porn tube site, I think. PornoEggs does have a ways to go until they make it big, but they are on their fucking way and here is where I, once again, ask too much of you lovely cunts.

I think it would be awesome if we could take PornoEggs to the next level and get these porn fuckers some views. PornoEggs has clearly put a lot of time into this porn site. It feels nice and is a good place to watch some porn. So, let’s do something wild and the next time you plan to jerk off, do it on PornoEggs! Let’s blow up this site and see what the fuck happens! Let’s get PornoEggs to the next level to watch PornHub shit themselves!