Pornorama

What kind of futuristic shit is Porno Rama?

Porno Rama sadly isn’t futuristic at all! I love the name of this site, first off. I think this is probably my favourite name for a site ever. However, sadly, the compliments for this site pretty much stop there! Sadly, there is so much wrong with Porno Rama that it is hardly a site at all. Don’t get me wrong, there is porn on this site, and surprisingly this porn actually works, there are cocks going in and out of pussies, but the whole site is bad!

I would love to tear Porno Rama a new asshole I really would. However, I have changed my ways; the Geek is no longer a cunt. Instead, I have decided to help Porno Rama try and create an excellent site from the piece of cunting shit that they currently have. This is going to take lots of patience and trying to stay calm, but I will not get mad at Porno Rama throughout this review! So, if you came to see this review of Porno Rama so that I would rip its tongue out, shove it up its ass and then fuck the remanding gaping asshole that is this site, then sorry! I have turned over a new leaf, and I am all zen and shit now! I’m like Bob Ross now fuckers, only with less paint and more porn! Please read the following porn review in Bob Ross’ voice, if you don’t you’re a cunt!

The main issue with Porno Rama

The issue with Porno Rama is the design, you can see how awful the design of this site is in the screenshot of it. It looks really haggard, dusty and old. It looks like Nina Hartley’s ass, basically. This, for me, is the biggest offender of this whole site. But how can Porno Rama fix it, I hear you cry. OH, JUST START FROM NOTHING YOU USELESS CUNTS!

No, no, think of Bob Ross. To make this site better, the design needs to be improved. A porn site needs to be a space where people feel comfortable and ready to have a play with their penis. Currently, Porno Rama feels like a very unfinished site, so I would recommend that Porno Rama starts creating a modern, yet basic design that is easily manageable but looks and feels nice for its users. If Porno Rama did this, it would go a long way. The design of this site is very bad at the moment, but even just a few tweaks to the current site design could improve this site massively. Perhaps consider a white background, rather than a mustard!

The porn on Porno Rama

Well, actually the porn on Porno Rama is pretty good. I have tried a lot of the porn out on this site, and most it seems to work well. There are some long porn scenes from the pros and a lot of trailer-type porn videos too. A lot of these are in HD too, which is nice. HOWEVER, THIS CUNT OF A FUCKING WEBSITE HAS A FUCK LOAD OF AMAUTER PORN ON IT THAT IS SECONDS LONG OF SOME CUNT OF A WOMAN PLAYING WITH THE SMALLEST COCK YOU HAVE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE.

I would consider removing the amateur porn from Porno Rama. There is plenty of excellent and very enjoyable porn on this site, and the amateur stuff just gets in the way. These porn videos are only a few minutes long at most and really bring no value to Porno Rama at all. Porno Rama take these down and focus more on the longer porn scenes. You have some very enjoyable porn on this site and you could have far more if you didn’t focus on so much amateur porn.

Letting down the UK Porno Rama

I didn’t realise that Porno Rama was a UK site! This site should be amazing! There are loads of great pornstars and porn scenes coming out of the UK right now, more than ever actually! SO WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PIECE OF DOG SHIT? HOW AM I EXPECTED TO HAVE A WANK OVER THE BOLLOCKS YOU HAVE ON YOUR CUNTING PORN SITE? HUH? HUGH JACKMAN COULDN’T CUM TO THIS. (I know Hugh Jackman is Australian, I get that shit confused when I am trying to control my rage).

I do feel that Porno Rama could find far better porn coming out of the UK than the shit they have currently on their website. Most of the porn on Porno Rama is pretty mediocre stuff. In fact, some of the porn isn’t even from the UK at all, some of it is American! I hope that other guy above doesn’t find out about this, he doesn’t seem very happy!

The Geek’s (and Bob Ross’) final thoughts on Porno Rama

THIS WEBSITE IS AWFUL. IT IS A PILE OF WANK STAINS THAT SHOULD HAVE NEVER COME OFF THE TOWEL AND INTO EXISTENCE. IF I EVER SEE THE CUNT WHO MADE THIS SITE I WILL SHOVE HIS COCK UP HIS ASS, BITE IT OFF AND THEN USE HIM AS A PENCIL HOLDER THE USELESS FUCKING CUNT OF A PRICK!

I think we can both agree that Porno Rama needs some work. It would be great to see this site act on some of the ideas that me and the angry person above have had in this review. I think that Porno Rama does have some potential to become a very good site indeed. If Porno Rama tried a little harder, it could be an excellent site. Ah, who the fuck am I kidding, Porno Rama is a load of shit!