PornQD

MrPornGeek checks out PornQD

PornQD is impressive. It looks like PornHub’s retarded cousin, you know, a little bit uglier, but still sweet and nice! PornQD has a lot of porn on it, and most of what I’ve seen is full-length porn. So, PornQD is off to a flying start getting a good review, is there anything that can make this site bad? Well, yes, but not bad enough to get a very low score, let’s delve deep into the ass of this review and see what our hands are covered in when we pull them out, shall we?

The design of PornQD

As I said PornQD looks like PornHubs retarded cousin. Everything about PornQD has been copied from this porn giant, but it all looks a little crunchier. Check out PornQD and see what I mean, it just feels slightly shitter than some other porn sites.

The layout is really nice, there is no preview for the thumbnails, but that’s forgivable from the retarded one of the family. The speeds of PornQD are pretty good as well. Overall, the design of PornQD is pretty impressive, but in that way that a retarded person putting their socks on properly is.

The porn on PornQD

Well, the porn on this site looks to be really good. Every porn scene I have seen so far has been full-length porn, and all of it is in HD. The videos buffer quickly (there is a delay if you try and skip to a good bit of the porn) and everything seems to function well on this porn site. I can’t fault the porn on this site at all, even the stuff on the back pages works great. So far, PornQD is turning out to be the best retarded sibling ever! Well done, PornQD, you’re a good boy, yes you are!

Additional features for PornQD to consider

Well, there certainly isn’t a lot for PornQD to add to make this site function and work well. PornQD does need to have a mess about with their design a bit. It is a little crunchy, it’s not so bad that it distracts from the porn, but if you are trying to become the next PornHub and not its retard cousin, a design overhaul is a must.

You’ve got to do something about the pornstar directory and categories page. None of the categories have images, there are far too many, and most of the pornstars don’t have images. That’s just lazy PornQD. Just draw some in crayon if you can’t get hold of any from a porn site.

The Geeks final thoughts on PornQD

Well, the retarded cousin of PornHub did alright. It certainly isn’t the greatest site in the world, the porn is fucking amazing, but the design just isn’t up to par with bigger porn sites yet. However, PornQD doesn’t have too far to go to catch up. PornHub probably isn’t shitting itself just yet, but I think PornQD just did! Geek, grab the nappies!