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Mr. Porn Geek’s review of Porn Rabbit

You know, you can always come to Mr. Porn Geek and get the very best recommendations around – it’s crazy when you think about it. People come to me and they say “Hey, Mr. Porn Geek, how comes you’re so good at finding the best tube sites?” and I tell them “it’s natural, it’s a gift, it’s what I do, it’s what I’ve always done”. I also do that in a Trump-style tone and then go on to talk about the fake porn news media, but they end up just walking away for whatever reason. Okay well, I guess I should focus on the review today – we’re taking a look at Porn Rabbit and as far as I can tell, the guy who owns this website absolutely SUCKS at Trump impressions. Maybe he doesn’t suck at putting together a good porn collection though, so let’s jump on over to his porn crib and see what’s cracking.

Homepage at Porn Rabbit

I like to keep my reviews light and playful by always beginning things off on the homepage. Mr. Porn Geek says you shouldn’t judge a book by its cover, but never be afraid to judge a website by its homepage. Now then: what’s the deal at Porn Rabbit? Overall, the deal is that what’s displayed here is pretty damn good. From the get go you’re presented with a collection of preview panes that contain a video’s title, thumbnail, view count, length, rating and upload date. Turns out that Porn Rabbit is constantly putting fresh smut online – this place has added dozens of scenes in the last 10 minutes alone! I’ve always been a big fan of websites that update on a regular basis, so seeing this type of frequency is stellar to say the very least.

Scrolling down the page, you’ll see the familiar sight of a pagination bar allowing you to go deeper through the content archive. I wish there was some easy way for me to get to the very end of the archive so I could tell you how many scenes are stored here, but turns out that Porn Rabbit doesn’t have that technology. The good news for you is that Mr. Porn Geek loves a challenge, so I did some sleuthing and managed to find that when this review was written, Porn Rabbit was sitting on 8,448 individual index pages, with the very first video being added here 9 years and 7 months ago. For reference, Hot chicks blowjob tasty cocks was the very first video at Porn Rabbit.

With a little mathematics, Mr. Porn Geek can figure out that as things currently stand, PornRabbit.com is sitting on 275,000+ videos: that’s a hell of a lot of content if you ask me! I’d challenge any porn lover here to actually get anywhere near 1% through this archive – you’re going to struggle to make a dent even if you devote your entire life to the cause. Thankfully, you’re not going to need to go hunting each video individually to find something you like: Porn Rabbit has a few tools to help whittle down the available pool of candidates.

Categories on Porn Rabbit

So if you head on over to the categories page here at Porn Rabbit, you’ll see that they’re very much about sorting and cataloging uploads into niche folders so that you can get your hands on exactly the type of adult entertainment you enjoy. They’ve got all of the usual suspects here, including the likes of Asian, amateur, blowjob, ebony, MILF and teen – whatever flavor of vanilla porn gets your cock rocking, these folks have got the remedy! They’ve even got a stockpile of 17,000+ gay uploads if you’re looking to play around a little with something different. Hey man – Mr. Porn Geek isn’t into big cocks, but if you are, there’s nothing wrong with just admitting that! You can love the idea of being ass fucked by a huge dick and still be totally straight, bro. Don’t sweat it, I’m not going to snitch.

Sampling Porn Rabbit’s content

Okay, so the time has come for me to cum – let’s whip out a few scenes and see whether or not they’re jerking material. I decided to first watch this upload of Rikki Six fucking a non-mechanic on the Naughty America website I Have A Wife. The quality isn’t 1080p, but I certainly think it’s 720p – too bad you don’t have a control to lower the resolution just so I can see what it’s currently playing at! Since I got curious, Mr. Porn Geek went ahead and did some developer tool hacking to actually download the video – the servers here provided me with a 1 MB/s speed: not going to complain since I shouldn’t’ve had local storage of this thing anyway! Once it was on my hard drive, I was able to confirm the 720p format, running at 30 FPS and streaming at a 1.5 Mb/s bitrate.

I did go ahead and try out a bunch of other scenes – it’s not just professional porn that’s available on Porn Rabbit. You’ll find webcam streams that have been capped from places like My Free Cams, voyeur videos of babes on the beach and some amateur hardcore content that shows you the best of couples fucking one another for fun. I’d say it’s a pretty decent mixed bag, all things considered.

My final verdict on Porn Rabbit

I’d say that overall, my time on Porn Rabbit was a good one. The theme and design here are a little bit outdated, but what’s crazy is that this doesn’t transition into issues with site speed or content quality. Overall, Porn Rabbit gives some of the bigger destinations a run for their money – I can’t believe this place has been online for 10 years either – that’s a pretty positive sign that PornRabbit.com has good things going for it. A few extra features and sorting tools wouldn’t be terrible, but for a free tube service, you can’t really go wrong.