PornSocket

Mr. Porn Geek checks out Porn Socket

I’ve got a good friend that I’ve known for years and we first got in bed together with an adult project – I promised him that I’d write up a review for Porn Socket and while I’m not exactly sure what his connection with the project is, I’m still willing to stick to my guns and give some overview of what this place has to offer. The only catch was that I’d be honest and real about it: Mr. Porn Geek usually only lists the best of the best, but if Porn Socket lags behind the competition you better believe I’m going to let you know. Still, best to reserve judgment: it’s time to enjoy a feast of smut at Porn Socket to see whether or not this place will make our cocks red raw from pleasure.

The first impression of Porn Socket

Oh boy. I’m taking a deep breath right now – this one’s going to be tough. Look, in the modern era of adult entertainment, you need to have a high quality design that people can utilize and that looks real tidy. In the case of Porn Socket, I mean – this is the ugliest website I’ve come across in the last year at least. The homepage is just a butchered mess of text, embed videos, weird titles and strange alignment. At the top of the page, you’ll find a small introduction to the website – it appears that PornSocket.com is entirely made up of user-submitted content and the owners here rarely share anything themselves. That seems cool, but they also go ahead and tell you loads of shit about how you’ll be banned and your content removed if you do anything shady. At least get my dick hard before you start throwing out the threats, guys. Maybe I’m just here to watch, anyway? I’m a dirty voyeur that doesn’t plan to put his porn videos up on your ugly ass platform!

Below the lecture, Porn Socket lists videos that have recently been viewed by people visiting. It would appear that there are only 6 scenes shown, then it goes ahead and displays the freshest flicks added to the member’s area – I’m of the opinion that this should be above all of the other stuff. Below that segment, the ‘most viewed’ for the last week is displayed and then finally, you get a bit of SEO copy that just talks about how Porn Socket has HD free porn videos – whether or not that’s the case, well – we’re just going to have to click on a few of these links to find out, right?

Sampling some of the videos at Porn Socket

So I went ahead and clicked the most appetizing thumbnail from the homepage collection – it’s a lesbian clip from the looks of things and the only reason I went for it is because the girl in the preview image looks like she’s got really sexy long hair. The title of the video is Gorgeous Babes Having a Sensual Lesbian Sex – that’s not a styling error on my behalf, I just think this video was named by a non-native speaker. Anyhow, the stream’s available right in the middle of the page and it’s of a reasonable size – I just think it’d be better if it took up a little more room. You can go full-screen using the button in the bottom right-hand corner though, so that might be the best way to enjoy the smut.

I went ahead and grabbed 10 more videos from the collection and I’ll let you know now: none of them were actually high definition. 480p seemed like the top quality format provided here, but I’d even go so far as to say many of the uploads were in 360p. It seems weird that they’d describe this place as having lots of HD videos – where in the hell are they? It’s weird too because they have a ‘quality’ button that goes up to 1080p, even though the embedded video doesn’t change at all (I checked using developer tools). I feel like Porn Socket is actually being a little deceptive here – even more so when I tried to download the clip. There’s a button for grabbing a file, but it’s just an advertisement – no actual link to grab an .MP4 or whatever for local storage. I really do hope you’re enjoying this roast of Porn Socket by the way – Mr. Porn Geek hates sites that trick users.

The categories at Porn Socket

I suppose the only real thing left to do here is talk about the category section at Porn Socket. The very first thing you see is a totally unethical niche that I have no interest in talking about – there are so few things I’m not willing to work with in porn, but content where animals are involved is certainly one of them. Fuck these guys for being the moral police on the homepage and then allowing 15,000+ videos of people having sex with animals onto their website. Fuck man, it’s not even like this is a small collection – they only have 900 Asian videos! It’s starting to make sense now: the reason why this website is so fucking garbage is because the guy who runs it gets off to people sexually abusing animals. Cool story bro, but that’s me done.

Final words on Porn Socket

Fuck porn socket, fuck the porn they’ve got, fuck the shitty design and most importantly of all, fuck you if you like watching porn of animals. It’s wrong, nasty, fucked up shit – not having this as a destination on Mr. Porn Geek that I’ll ever recommend. Go elsewhere, I’m chucking this website in the bin for dozens of reasons, but its support of animal cruelty is the primary one. Thanks for reading and yeah, don’t even think about visiting Porn Socket. This is one of the worst adult entertainment platforms I’ve ever come across.