PornStreams

MrPornGeek’s insight on PornStreams

Do not go on PornStreams if you do not have virus software installed on your computer, you will be giving your details to some Russian Mafia types to do whatever is it they do with that information! Every video I have clicked on has brought up a link that has been denied by my virus software. So, as long as you have good software on your computer, you’ll love PornStreams.

PornStreams is exactly what it sounds like, it streams porn videos. These porn videos are good, they are full length, HD quality porn videos that, once you get through all the pop-ups, buff pretty quickly. There is nothing wrong with the porn on PornStreams it is some good shit boys! If you like some mainstream porn, you’ll have a field day on here! There are also plenty of categories too so you can quickly find some great porn to watch that is right up your alley, even if you don’t like alley porn, there is something for you.

The design and layout of PornStreams

PornStreams has quite a nice layout. It is very simple and just gets on with the porn right away. There is one video at the top of each page that is featured, but the rest of the videos are just in the order they were uploaded I believe. I may be wrong here, but I don’t really care, they are there, and it makes me happy!

The thumbnails for each video are nice and big, they are just the standard the thumbnail that you see, nothing fancy, but it is nice that they are big. When you’re as old as me and have been doing this for so long, you need a magnifying glass to see some thumbnails on some porn sites!

At the top of the page, there is a navigation bar with loads of the big companies names on it. Click on one, and you are taken directly to all the offerings from that company. This is nice, something that we have seen many times before, but good. Overall, the style of pornstreams.eu is good. It is modern, responsive and a place to watch porn.

The ads on PornStreams

As I have said a few times in my reviews, I use AdBlocker on these sites. This isn’t because I am against ads, free porn needs ads to make money. I do it to save time. However, most sites are learning ways to bypass ad-blocking programmes. Again, no big deal, they need to make money. However, apparently, PornStreams hates ad-blocking programmes so much that they send viruses to your computer if you use them!

Now, I have no problem going through porn ads, some of the ads are better than the porn on some sites! I do have a problem with porn sites trying to infect my computer, however! Whether good or bad, this review is still going to be a promotion for their site and so to infect my computer is just mean. Also, people just want to watch porn, they don’t want their computer getting an STI because you are irresponsible! Sort your website out please PornStreams, I won’t be using it again until I can watch porn with simple pop-ups that offer me dick pills. Ooo, that reminds me, I am running out of dick pills.

Additional features for PornStreams to consider

Fix your fucking ads! That would be a wonderful fucking start. Some people may watch porn because they are afraid of contracting an STI. I doubt that, but you know what I mean! They don’t want to get an STI so they come on your site to enjoy some free porn streams and your site gives their computer an STI!

Once they have fixed their infectious piece of bollocks site, a pornstar directory would be nice. PornStreams does have a huge categories list and all of the big names in porn on the site, but a pornstar directory would suit the site really nicely too.

Another thing that PornStreams could do is to get rid of their chat feature. It is just an ad for Live Jasmine that gets in the way of enjoying some porn! It is just always there in the corner of the site, staring at you. I don’t like to be stared at by hot women! I have the face of Chewbacca and the body of Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons, the only time hot girls look at me is when it looks like I’m about to have a heartache! I’m sure the girls are nice people, but leave me alone!

The Geek’s final thoughts on PornStreams

PornStreams is a good site. I know you didn’t expect me to say that after I have shat all over it this whole review but it is good. They certainly need to fix some things, like the STI’s and the chat feature thing. If they do that then Porn Streams will be an exceptional porn site. These are my favourite types of porn site too, the free streaming ones! They contain full-length good quality videos from the best people in the business. So when I got on this site, I was slightly disappointed. The ads are, of course, a massive disappointment that they have to fix. I am not against ads as I said, I am just against bullshit viruses.

If they sort out the ads, fuck off the live chat bollocks and add a porn star directory,  PornStreams will be excellent. Honestly, that is all they have to do to reach porn heaven. Perhaps if they do these things, we can review them again and give them a glowing review. I would love to see PornStreams fix these little mistakes because there is a great video on there right now that I want to watch and I can’t because I am scared I’ll get an STI!