Prime Curves

An expert reviews Prime Curves

One niche in the world of adult entertainment that will likely never disappoint or even disappear for that fact is the one devoted to curvy babes with nice fat tits and juicy butts. It’s a genre as old as time and every guy loves breeding material – those girls who’re just perfect for dumping your cum inside so they can get knocked up. The reason why I’m mentioning all of this is because the site up for consideration today focuses exclusively on big boob entertainment: it goes by the name of Prime Curves and by all accounts, it’s looking like a great place for me to recommend to my readers. Still, I want to give PrimeCurves.com the full review, so keep reading and I’ll tell you what’s going on here!

First impressions of Prime Curves

When landing on the homepage of Prime Curves, you’re given a pretty standard blog layout that most people will be familiar with. This isn’t quite a tube site, but a WordPress Blog with lots of content on it – functionally the same, but likely missing a few bells and whistles that people would be able to utilize to improve their experience while here. The main content area is a block of preview panes which show off what I assume to be the latest uploads to the platform. These panes consist of a title, preview image, description, upload date, associated categories and a few tags to boot. Not exactly strapped for information on releases here, so this is all top stuff from Mr. Porn Geek’s perspective – information is power after all, right?

You can scroll down to the bottom of the page to see a pagination block for deeper delves into the archive of Prime Curves. Aside from this, the homepage only has a sidebar with a few useful links and tools – no other content to look at. It’s rather minimal to be honest, but that’s not the worst situation to be in: I do find that some websites overload visitors with links, media blocks and adverts alongside a bunch of other bullshit, but PrimeCurves.com is keeping it 100 as far as I’m concerned. Anyway, I want to talk about a few of the sidebar features here, so let’s go over that right now!

Sidebar goodies at header links on Prime Curves

The sidebar here does have a category dropdown, but it’s honestly one of the worst designed features I’ve seen on a website in the last year. The problem is that there are literally hundreds of categories here and most of them aren’t useful for the user. For instance, genre keywords like Latina and voyeur are mixed in with model names such as Alisa Amore and Lexi Slade – both of which only have one scene each. This is a pretty big sin and I’d love to see the site switch over to a system where they keen niches in their niches and models in their models: you shouldn’t mix these two together, because they’re completely different meta categorizations that people don’t want to see combined.

One decent feature that I’d highly recommend using when you can is the search bar. Since the categories are a little on the rough side, don’t be afraid to input a keyword or two here to find the type of material you’re after. For instance, I looked for Asian at Prime Curves and was greeted with some of the hottest, bustiest Oriental chicks around. There were hundreds of results too – not a bad score, especially since all of the ones I saw were 100% niche related! This is actually even more useful than I first realized, since on re-checking, Prime Curves doesn’t have an Asian category for you to click on: can you believe that? Crazy if you ask me!

Looking at Prime Curves’ content

It’s about time we looked at some of the content here, so I went ahead and clicked this link from my Asian search entitled BM XZL Asian Oiled. What Prime Curves rendered on the other side of this selection was a small description of the photo set and then some killer photographs of a gorgeous Asian broad with some of the fattest Oriental titties I’ve ever seen. Note that this is just a teaser gallery and if you want to see the full thing, Prime Curves has a link below the last image that you can click on to see the original source location for the photographs. You can also just middle-click on the images provided for a full-size display of them – no bullshit restrictions or third-party hosting here either: it’s coming straight from Prime Curves’ database. Just the way we like to see things being done!

Don’t go thinking that images are the only things Prime Curves has to offer either: you can head on over to the videos page if you’re looking for big tits in action. I watched the latest upload – Lycia Sharyl Dancing Downblouse Loving – and was really happy with the relatively short, but totally enjoyable 720p upload. What’s really cool is that you can right-click on the embed and save it locally if you want a copy on your hard drive. The speeds were incredible too: it took like 10 seconds or something for me to grab this particular file, so I think it can max out my 150 Mb/s line – not too bad since it’s completely free!

Prime Curves: the verdict from Mr. Porn Geek

When push comes to shove, I’m happy to go ahead here and suggest that Prime Curves is a great place to visit if you want great pornographic photographs and that type of thing, as well as top-tier HD videos of busty broads. It’s a content heaven for lovers of nice racks and curvy addicted dudes are going to be squeezing their hogs here in no time at all. Bottom line: I highly suggest you visit Prime Curves sooner rather than later – it’s in your best interest to get access to these huge boob porn uploads right now! Okay gang: cheers for reading and happy fapping.