RawTube

What is Raw Tube?

Right, Raw Tube is a porn tube site, you can find some porn videos on this site, blah, blah, blah. You know the score now, I ain’t gotta spell out what Raw Tube is, you get it. Right, now that shit is out of the way, I can’t start shitting all over Raw Tube because it deserve it. The first thing you notice about Raw Tube is just how old all the porn is on it. Who remembers Tiana Lynn? For those that don’t, she was one of two ladies in the porn world who could squirt at will back in the early 2000s. She was awesome, sexy as all hell and loved cock! The reason I am bringing Tiana up is that she is featured in the NEWEST section on the front page of Raw Tube. She is in the third video in the NEWEST porn section on this site.

The first video in the new section is Eva Angelina as a teenager. How old is this site that this shit is in the NEW section of the porn site? This shit wasn’t new ten years ago, it is basically a cave painting at this point. Right, I am going to get into the porn on Raw Tube more later on, but for now, let’s just get into the review before I lose my mind.

The design of Raw Tube

Fucking hell, the design of Raw Tube is just as old as the porn. If you’re over the age of 30, go on Raw Tube and see if you don’t remember the porn sites of old. For the cunts younger than 30 reading this, this is the shit we had to put up with back in the day. Well, no, we put up with shit internet and shit porn that was never quite long enough. At least most of the porn on Raw Tube is over 15 minutes long, but the design, hell, it is so bad!

Come on Raw Tube, it is like you designed this site when this porn was new and just gave the fuck up! What the fuck is going on, I don’t understand this Raw Tube. Either this site is a throwback and purposely made to look this shit, or Raw Tube is just old as sin and needs to be taken out back and shot in the head.

I can’t deal with Raw Tube, it is awful. The design is shit, but for some reason, the speeds of this site are really good. So you have an old as fuck style, design and layout and yet the speeds are great and it works kind of okay on mobile? What the fuck is going on with Raw Tube? Does any cunt know? Please tell me!

How old is the porn on Raw Tube?

See, I was excited when I first saw the porn on Raw Tube. This is the porn from my youth (that is how old the porn is on this site). I was excited because porn back then was hard to hold of. If you could watch porn back then it was a few minutes of a porn scene that you had to watch over and over again to stand any hope of cumming. So when I saw this old porn I was happy, I could finally watch some of the best pornstars of my youth in their prime. But, of course, I couldn’t! Unless you sign up for Raw Tube, you can’t watch shit. Are you kidding me? Why the fuck would any cunt sign up for this load of wank?

Raw Tube isn’t marketed as a site full of old porn from your youth, so that ain’t even a excuse. Na, Raw Tube is trying to be a modern day porn tube site with some of the oldest modern porn in the old. Like this porn ain’t from the ’80s or nothing, but it ain’t even HD. There’s a Gianna Michaels porn scene in the new section, and she looks about 20, she ain’t been 20 for a while now Raw Tube. Most of the women on this site have done their time in the porn industry and now live normal lives. If you were to go on Raw Tube knowing nothing about porn, you’d go on another porn site and search for your favourite pornstars, and they would have suddenly aged 20 years! Why the fuck is this cunt making me sign up for that shit show? I don’t want any fucking part of it! Go and fuck yourself Raw Tube.

The Geek’s final thoughts on Raw Tube

I don’t know, I think Raw Tube has finally pushed me over the edge. I think I am finally having the porn breakdown I always knew I would have! If anyone sees me in a supermarket having a wank by the frozen peas, can they take me home and make me a coffee, please? I am done with porn! Raw Tube has pushed me over the edge, I can’t figure this site out. It is shit, certainly, but the nostalgia makes me want to sign up and watch the porn, even though I know it will be shit.

The last time the copyright bollocks on Raw Tube was updated was 2012. So, I think I finally have a answer to what the fuck Raw Tube is playing at. I think that Raw Tube is a forgotten relic from 2012 that just happens not to be slow as fuck. Phew, I don’t have to quit being a porn reviewer now, thank fuck! No cunt would employ me after this!