RelaxChile

MrPornGeek gets an escort on RelaxChile

Well, RelaxChile is a messy pile of dog turds, isn’t it? The design of this escort site makes it damn tricky to concentrate on any one escort, and that is a damn shame. There are loads of hot as hell escorts on this site and so not being able to concentrate on these fine ass ladies is slightly annoying. I didn’t know that Chile held the key to some of the hottest ladies in the world. So, before I jump on a plane to Chile, let’s review this porn site as Geek picks out his escort for the week!

The escorts available on RelaxChile

All of the escorts that I can see on RelaxChile are fucking amazingly sexy. As I said, it is difficult to pinpoint a hot escort on this site. That’s mainly because the lady’s photos are so packed together that it is bloody hard for your eyes to discern that they even different images. However, once you do focus your eyes and find an escort, man, oh man, are they sexy! The caliber of escorts on this site is probably the highest I have seen on all of the escort sites that I have reviewed. This is awesome! However, just because I am in love with the escorts on this site, it doesn’t mean that RelaxChile is out of the woods yet. In fact, I have to call this escort site out on some shit that I have noticed.

The massive issue with RelaxChile

When you look on a profile on RelaxChile, you can see at the top of the ladies profiles how many images have been retouched (or a percentage of retouching). This sounds great, but it is a total load of horse piss. I went on one escort’s profile that claimed to have no retouching at all and yet her entire body below her boobs had clearly been retouched. If not, she is part airbrush!

All of the escort’s faces are blurred out too, well most. I know this is to hide who these hot ladies are, but the point is, we don’t want them to hide. They are escorts, and we need to know what the fuck they look like. Apparently, RelaxChile has some form of photo verification, but I haven’t seen any of that. In fact, one escort that I saw who claims to be 100% unique clearly had images of two different ladies on her profile.

My final thoughts on RelaxChile

RelaxChile is such a shame. I mean the caliber of escorts on this site is amazing, but how the hell can you trust this shit. I have only been on this escort site for about half an hour, and I have spotted a shit load wrong with everything they are saying they do to check the girls are real. God knows what will turn up at your door if you order an escort from RelaxChile!