SatinMinions

MrPornGeek explores SatinMinions

SatinMinions is a porn site that has a pretty healthy collection of animated porn and porn comics on it. Now, don’t get too excited fellow geeks, this site is a long way from perfect. In fact, I’d say that SatinMinions has to be one of the worse animated porn sites that I have reviewed today. And in a day that has contained about 20 animated sites, that shit ain’t good! Let’s delve a bit deeper into SatinMinions and see if there is anything that could save this site from being at the bottom of my very sticky barrel of porn sites to choose from, shall we?

The bland design of SatinMinions

Right, to start this site review off, I have to talk about the very basic, very boring and bland as fuck design of SatinMinions. This is a single column site that has no info in the margins at all, it is just black, like my soul. The layout of the porn is shit too as there is just loads of space in between everything. This site seriously looks about five steps away from being finished. Like I am looking at this site halfway through creating it, and if I were, I would say stop and create something better than this pile of garbage. Sorry, but fuck me, this site just looks so fucking bad! Maybe the porn can save SatinMinions from getting the worse score I have given today, I mean some poor cunt has to get the worse score of the day, but let’s see if it will be SatinMinions.

The porn on SatinMinions

Well, fuck, we ain’t starting this section of this site review with flowers and smiles either, dear reader. There are a handful of pretty good porn comics on SatinMinions, that I could probably find elsewhere on the web as I don’t think they were created by SatinMinions. Also, there are a number of porn images on this site too. That is about it. For fuck sake. There are some sketches that either SatinMinions is working on or just gave up on, I wish they would give up on this site, to be honest. There is a counter in the corner of this site telling you when the next porn image is coming, I think that’s supposed to excite you, it scared the shit out of me!

The Geek’s final thoughts on SatinMinions

Satin Minions isn’t very good. Look at the screenshots, I can’t lie to you lovely cunts and claim this is the best fucking animated porn site on the web, but I feel bad. I feel bad because Satin Minions looks like it was either created by a child or someone with a child’s mind. If that’s the case, you’ve done great. If the cunt that designed Satin Minions is a functioning adult, you made a very shitty site and should be ashamed!