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ScanLover

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MrPornGeek reviews ScanLover

ScanLover is a porn forum with loads of Asian porn on it. I know that the name of this porn forum doesn’t suggest that it would be heavily based on Asian porn, but there you go, you learn new shit every day! When I saw the name of this porn forum, before I knew it was a porn forum, I thought that it may be a hookup app or something. ScanLover is the perfect name for a hookup app that scans your local area and finds the best sex buddy for you. However, it ain’t that. Instead, ScanLover is a porn forum that has a shit load of restrictions on it, for reasons that may or not become clear as we delve deeper into this site review. So, let’s do just that, shall we?

The design of ScanLover

Right, the design of ScanLover is just the same as every other porn forum on the internet. I don’t know how many porn forums that I have reviewed with this design now, but I am bored by it now. This forum design has been around since the Romans were discussing sex on their version of the internet. It makes any porn forum feel old and dusty. I think I have reviewed one porn forum that actually had a modern design that made the porn forum an exciting place to be, ScanLover doesn’t feel like an exciting place to look at porn and discuss it. I don’t feel like I want to stay on ScanLover to delve deeper into Asian porn, and that is the biggest fucking problem with this design.

The porn on ScanLover

So, the porn on ScanLover isn’t too bad. It isn’t that great, either though. Just like every other porn forum out there, you are relying heavily on the other users of this site to have the same tastes in porn as you. Of course, if you become a member of ScanLover, you can post the porn you want to see, and this may help you find other pornstars to check out. However, on ScanLover, you have to be aware of all the fucking restrictions on which sites you can post from! I’ll get to these restrictions in a bit. The porn on ScanLover is okay, it isn’t anything special, though. There are loads of porn images, a handful of porn videos and that is about it. I haven’t found much porn on ScanLover, so far, that really excites me, but you might!

Something I do like about ScanLover and the porn is that as a guest, you have complete access to the porn. On a lot of porn forums, guests are extremely restricted in their movements around the forum. So, at least, ScanLover isn’t restricting everything on this porn site! This might be because there actually isn’t a shit load of porn on this site, so if they restricted some it, you wouldn’t join!

The community on ScanLover

The community on ScanLover seems to be pretty good. I have been on this porn forum for about an hour now, and there seems to be plenty of activity on most of the posts. The last reply on a post on ScanLover was about three hours ago. As I think that most of the people who use ScanLover are likely in the USA, that isn’t too bad, as I think all the horny fuckers will be asleep at the time of my writing this review.

So, the community on ScanLover seems to be pretty strong, which I must say is surprising. So far, I haven’t seen much on ScanLover that would make me want to stay and use this porn site. There doesn’t seem to be a shit load of porn; there are shit loads of restrictions and the topics on this porn forum seem pretty dull. Most of the topics are either someone asking who a pornstar is or someone showing off a pornstar. There aren’t many actual discussions that I can see, which is a shame. So, although the community looks strong, it is a pretty quiet community.

The restrictions on ScanLover

So, I have been talking about the restrictions on ScanLover this whole review and now you get to find out what the fuck I have been referring to this whole time. ScanLover must have been contacted by certain sites asking them not to include their porn on their forum. This means that this porn cannot be linked to from that site or even third party sites. Now, I tried to find the reason for these sites doing this, but ScanLover doesn’t seem to include a reason, at least that I could see. Perhaps these sites don’t want to be associated with ScanLover or perhaps they are having issues with the links from the porn forum.

I do find it strange that these sites don’t want ScanLover to be linking to them. After all, this is free advertising for these sites. Something must have happened with these sites and ScanLover to make them want nothing to do with this porn forum. Sorry I couldn’t get to the sexy bottom of this shit as I would love to know why myself!

My final thoughts on ScanLover

Well, just like the sites that have asked not to be associated with ScanLover, I think I will avoid this porn forum after this review. ScanLover hasn’t really offered me much of anything to give me a reason to stay on this forum. I am actually really surprised that so many people use ScanLover. I mean, I don’t think there are thousands of people using ScanLover, but there are way more horny fuckers using this site than I think there should be. ScanLover is a pretty mediocre forum, to be honest, without much porn or activity from its users and shit loads of restrictions.

  • Lots of access to guests
  • Some juicy content
  • Lots of Asian porn
  • Lots of restrictions