SeaPorn

Mr. Porn Geek reviews Sea Porn

What’s good, gang? You know it’s Mr. Porn Geek, right? Well, if not – welcome to my platform! Here, I review the best adult destinations around so you know exactly where you can go for world-class adult fun. I’ve spent a long-ass time refining my reviews and getting the metrics right so that you can only bother with hubs that are decent and, above all else, likely to make you bust a fat nut. For this review, I’ll be heading over to a website called Sea Porn. I know nothing about it, so let’s not waste any more time beating around the bush – it’s time we set sail!

First thoughts on Sea Porn

While you might think immediately that Sea Porn is a website devoted to sex on boats, turns out that the real focus here is on generic porn that you’re likely to find on pretty much any reality porn site. While there might be a few water-based delights, there’s certainly no focus on that type of thing – so yeah, I have no idea how they managed to get this title. I suppose they do have a lot of porn here, so it’s almost like a sea of sex and you will likely be drowning in adult material before you know what’s going on. The site seems to be a standard blog and hosts full-length videos from various studios. You’ll have to download the clips here, so I hope you’re ready for that.

What Sea Porn actually is

This website acts as a mirror and archive service for content which you can find on premium websites. Instead of having to sign up to dozens of destinations, you can simply come here and download whatever it is you want. Sea Porn dominates in the numbers department and has over 20,000 pages of blog posts, all of which feature a premium porn video. One thing I noticed was that some of these clips are uploaded in both 1080p and 4K qualities, but they’re entered into different blog posts. I’m unsure exactly how many get this treatment, but it could very well be the case that practically every upload is a duplicate. I really wish they’d just combine them into a single post with two links: it doesn’t make sense to do it this way. It just complicates the whole experience for the jerkers at home who aren’t looking to scroll for hours on end. When I’ve got my meat stick in my hand, I expect it to be looked after immediately, if not sooner! So yeah: a quick piece of advice to the folks at Sea Porn: change the damn structure on your already difficult to navigate website!

Sidebar links at Sea Porn

There are a few sidebars links on Sea Porn that you might find useful. Firstly, there’s a search feature which I tested by typing in ‘Brandi Love’ – it loaded up XXX videos starring my favorite MILF babe after a few seconds and the database was pretty decently accurate. Some websites have issues where, after searching for a pornstar’s name, it will show you other chicks that have either the first or the last name, but not the two combined. I was also glad to see that it didn’t just include any blog post that had ‘love’ written somewhere in it: not too shabby, all things considered. By default, the search results are organized based on upload date, so you’ll get the latest flicks before anything else. It doesn’t seem as if you can sort via any other metric, so that’s a little bleh, but since the videos are so hot, it’s hardly the end of the Universe as we know it.

The other useful section on the sidebar is the categories, although these aren’t content categories, rather meta categories. What do I mean by this? Well, you’ve got links for 1080p and 4K content, Blu-Ray DVDs, magazines and galleries. It’s a mixed bag of material, but there’s an overwhelmingly large number of clips here, so if you are just looking for some blue videos, Sea Porn will not disappoint. The site also has a pornstars directory at the top of the website, but navigating this is a pain in the ass: wouldn’t really recommend it. They’re sorted alphabetically and you don’t’ have the ability to switch this, plus there are only a few girls here, but very few chicks I’d consider famous or well known. What the hell is going on, Sea Porn?

A content watch at Sea Porn

After you’ve found a scene that you like the look of, Sea Porn gives you the ability to download it directly to your PC from a few different sources. These include well known file distribution services such as Rapidgator, DDownload, Keep2Share and lastly, a torrent link. I don’t know about the health of these torrents, but what I do know is that if you plan to grab any of these files, you’ll probably need an account with the service in order to do that. File hosts are relatively inexpensive to sign up for and they do allow for insane speeds, but if you’re a little tight on cash, it might be worth giving the torrent option a go. This is, incidentally, how Sea Porn makes its money: through affiliate marketing. When you sign up to one of these services, they get a cut.

A wrap on Sea Porn

The website really isn’t anything to write home about, all things considered, but they do have a lot of porn from many different destinations that you might want to enjoy. It’s highly recommended that you either already have, or sign up to, a file download service that they support, since it’s a pain in the ass to get a bunch of torrents that take ages to download and in some cases, never have any seeds. Mr. Porn Geek thinks that the average coomer has a far better array of choices open to them, but this specialized system of accessing porn that many people already know is absolutely fine for those familiar with it. Anyway, that’s all I’ve got to say on Sea Porn: thanks for giving this analysis a read and come back any time you need hot tips on the best websites around for XXX fun. Peace out!