SexMummy

What is SexMummy?

When I saw the name of SexMummy, I was excited. I love mature porn, as I am sure most of you horny fuckers do too. I dunno what it is about a mature lady with a dick hanging out of her mouth, but it just does something to me. So, can SexMummy live up to my very high expectations? Or will this porn site be a cock-shrivelling mess? Well, dear reader, the only way to find that shit out is if we press on into the pussy of this review and discover what SexMummy is like to use for a quick jerk and squirt!

The design of SexMummy

Right, the design of SexMummy is very much as old as most of the muffs on the damn site! This design screams early 2000’s site! With its flashing ads, the horrible shit down the side of it promoting other areas of the site and the mediocre thumbnails that aren’t very nicely laid out. You would think that this site had been around for longer than the fucking internet! Despite the old design of SexMummy, the backend of this site does load the porn pretty quickly, which did surprise me at first. However, I then found out that SexMummy doesn’t host all of its porn. The short videos are hosted by SexMummy, the longer ones are just on other porn sites that SexMummy simply links to. So far, I haven’t got a longer porn video to work on this site as all the links are broken, not the best way to go about putting porn on a website if you ask me, but what I do I know? I am a geek with a hard-on!

The porn on SexMummy

Right, the porn on SexMummy isn’t too bad, but it’s all very short! As I said, I couldn’t get any long porn from this site to work at all during testing. So, if we take all of the half an hour porn scenes off of SexMummy, we are left with videos that are all pretty much under five minutes long. SexMummy does go crazy and host some extremely long porn videos like an Indian Summer scene that reached a whopping five and a half minutes of goodness, but that is the longest scene I have found that is actually on SexMummy, and that actually works! Not great, SexMummy, not at fucking all!

The Geek’s final thoughts on SexMummy

SexMummy didn’t meet my expectations, and I am really gutted about that! This site had all the potential in the world. It has a great name, the sexiest women in porn and access to some of the best porn in the game and yet it still managed to fuck this site up somehow. I feel that SexMummy managing to fuck this up is somehow more impressive than actually getting this porn site right!