SexOasis

MrPornGeek’s review on SexOasis

You know the desert that is porn on the internet right now? You know, the way you can’t find porn anywhere on the net and the boner killer that is? Well, SexOasis is here to put a stop to that! Sex Oasis is a place where you can go to watch some porn and make up for this colossal drought that is plaguing the porn world right now! Oh, you haven’t noticed a porn drought? Funny, neither had I, but SexOasis is still here to cover you if a porn drought ever occurs.

Right, that is enough of taking the piss out of the name of this site, but we can all agree that it is a pretty stupid name. Particularly when the porn on this site is pretty old and pretty mediocre at best. That isn’t to say there isn’t good porn on this site, but there isn’t much of it. For the most part, the porn on Sex Oasis is pretty standard shit and certainly isn’t going to hydrate you much in a desert situation! However, is this site any good, or is it destined to wander the desert alone like some desert-dwelling Gurka? Well, we better review this fucker and right out, hadn’t we dear reader?

The design of SexOasis

Right, the design of SexOasis is okay. I mean, this certainly isn’t the greatest design for a porn site, but it isn’t the worst either. I am getting pretty bored of sites like this one having such old-looking designs though. This site feels old because of the very low-quality graphics of the site. Clearly, the site can handle HD porn as it doesn’t slow down or anything, but the graphics are rubbish.

Having said that, the layout of the porn is nice, and the color choices of this site aren’t too bad either. I would like this site to redo their design, but it isn’t terrible. The design of this site gets a pass, but it was a close call. Something that pisses me off about this site is the fact that they have a “HD” logo in the corner of the porn scenes that are HD. All of your porn should be in HD by now SexOasis, if it isn’t, that is fucking terrible! How long has HD porn been around? And these cunts are still uploading standard definition porn? Are you crazy?

The porn on SexOasis

There is a smattering of full-length scenes on SexOasis. Most of these full-length porn scenes are the standard definition and pretty old. It would be nice to see some full-length porn scenes from a least the last five years, but that doesn’t seem to bother Sex Oasis much. One full-length porn scene that was uploaded earlier this year is probably from the early 2000s. There are some modern porn scenes on this site, but not many. Plus, all of the HD porn on here is really short. Most of the newer porn on this site is about eight minutes long, and it just begins slap bang in the middle of the porn. There is no intro, no weird dancing bollocks, barely any sucking cock, just some fucking and a cumshot.

The porn on SexOasis really should be better. This site is claiming that it is the porn oasis at the end of the desert and yet it ain’t. I should point out that SexOasis isn’t actually claiming that shit, but the name suggests it so fuck it. If this were a porn oasis at the end of a hard desert walk, I would be pretty disappointed, to be honest.

The users of SexOasis

You can find the most recent, most viewed and highest rated porn on SexOasis right on the homepage. Some of the most viewed porn on this site has 400 views, some have 200. These porn videos were uploaded in February of this year! If there were lots of users on this site, you would expect these porn videos to be getting far more than that in that amount of time. I mean, 200 views in eight months, that is shocking! This is porn, for christ sakes, it ain’t like this is a shitty little YouTube channel that no cunt watches, this porn! Every fucker under the sun watches porn, and these dickheads have managed to get 200 views on a porn video in eight months! What the fuck is going on!

I think the combination of the slightly shit design and the old porn is responsible for this lack of viewership. I mean, porn should get views and does on loads of small little porn sites. I have viewed tiny sites in the past that have millions of views on their porn videos, and this lot can’t even manage 300!

The Geek’s final thoughts on SexOasis

SexOasis is just another misguided site. This site could be great if it had a modern design and modern porn on it. Basically, if SexOasis changed everything! The problem with Sex Oasis is that they just assumed that people would watch any porn they put up. However, nothing is further from the truth. Porn needs to be great! After all, we aren’t in a drought-like SexOasis seem to think we are. There are thousands, probably millions of porn sites in the world right now. To create a site like this one, you gotta have a decent design, and you have to have decent porn.

Sex Oasis is really damn annoying. It isn’t enough to just put some porn on a site and hope people flock to it. You have to earn our views. This porn doesn’t earn shit, the design of this site doesn’t do it any favors, and so this is just a mediocre porn site that doesn’t need to exist!