SexVerhalen

SexVerhalen – Mr. Porn Geek’s review

I had a Dutch reader here email me a few days ago telling me about how stellar SexVerhalen is. He told me that I ought to do a review and yeah – he kept spamming me until I eventually decided that enough was enough and regardless of what I came across, I was going to write about it. This is a pretty rare situation for me, but I want to see whether or not SexVerhalen is what it’s shaped up to be. One guy says that’s its fantastic, whereas no one else seems to know much about it. Anyway – enough chit chat, let’s get down to business and see if this place swings or sucks.

Initial thoughts regarding SexVerhalen

So the very first thing that I want to do is point out that the website is completely in Dutch, with no available way for me to view it in English. I went ahead and decided that using Chrome’s automatic translation feature was the best step forward, seeing as Google was pretty good at its job in this respect. From what I can tell, it’s a place entirely devoted to erotic stories, which just makes the situation a hell of a lot worse. Listen guys: if you’re interested in sex stories, I have lots Western-focused sites that are entirely written up in English. While I did just praise Chrome’s ability to flick things over into English, I know for a fact that it’s going to struggle with the stories, so yeah – pretty much only good for Dutch folk going forward.

Niches available on SexVerhalen

There are lots of sexy niches on the Internet and it’s not always possible to find one in particular that you love about all the rest. Well that is indeed the case here on SexVerhalen, where you’ll find teen, lesbian and group sex stories in their own, individual categorized sections. After clicking on a niche that you enjoy, SexVerhalen will load up all of the projects within that space, alongside ratings so you can see just how much the local community enjoys what it is you have to offer. I also noticed that there’s a ‘best’ link in the top right-hand corner which puts a big focus on the ratings – nice if you’re only looking for the good stuff. I don’t know how much people still have an interest in erotic text databases, but there are thousands of Dutch sex stories here, so that’s quite cool.

Wrapping up the SexVerhalen analysis

Practical analysis here basically brings me down to one undeniable truth: if you’re unable to read Dutch, there is zero reason for you to head on over to SexVerhalen. You might find one or two stories in English, but it would appear that their sole focus is on giving people from The Netherlands access to content that’ll make them bust a fat nut over and over again, all in their local language. So if you’re interested in erotic stories written in Dutch, go get them! If not, explore the rest of the reviews which Mr. Porn Geek has available for you instead.