SipSap

What is SipSap?

SipSap is a shit name for a escort service. What the fuck? It sounds like a child came up the name of this escort site! However, it isn’t the name of SipSap that is the most concerning about this escort site, as we are going to discover dear reader. Tell you what, fuck it, you all know what a escort site is so there is fuck all point us spending any more time in this sexy section of this review. Let’s just get to the shit stuff about SipSap so we can all move the fuck on with our lives, shall we?

The fake photos on SipSap

There are shit loads of escorts on SipSap, which is fucking great. However, my concerns with SipSap began when I saw under the profile pics of one of the escorts in the USA that SipSap was asking whether it was a legit photo of the escort. As in, they are asking their visitors to find out for them whether these cunts are legit. That should be the first thing that SipSap is concerning themselves with!

Undeterred, I pushed through and onto SipSap international where the escorts near me hangout. I found an escort in London that was using a photo of some tits I recognised. Had I fucked this escort before? No, the boobs in questions were Mia Khalifa’s amazing rack. While I couldn’t give a shit if amateurs use fake photos on porn forums, escorts should not be allowed to use fake photos on an escort site! Nothing sends alarm bells ringing in my cock more than this!

The escorts on SipSap

I saw one escort in the LA section of SipSap that was charging $350 an hour for her services. This seems like a fair price cos she was hot as all fuck, but how the fuck can you trust that the sexy as fuck women is going to be at your door when you can clearly fucking see cunts using pornstar’s photos? This lady might be lovely and might be down to fuck as she said, or she could be a massive black dude that is going to fuck you up in a very different way to the way advertised.

The Geek’s final thoughts on SipSap

To say that I don’t trust SipSap at all is like saying that Hitler wasn’t too bad of a guy! Hitler was a cunt, and so is SipSap. If you trust SipSap to send you the sexy ladies in the photo, then you deserve what the fuck you get when they knock on your door. Unless I have missed something and Mia has moved to London and started charging reasonable rates for her amazing blowjob skills, I think I am going to steer clear from SipSap and all the cunts on it. I like having my kidneys!