Skokka

Mr. Porn Geek’s take on Skokka

Hey again – Mr. Porn Geek is back in the lab and today, he’s going to be reviewing a website by the name of Skokka. I’ll let you know ahead of time what this one is all about: local classifieds all over the world. The reason why I mention this now is because I’m not going to be able to confirm whether or not Skokka’s active in your neck of the woods – my review is going to focus exclusively on the UK region, since that’s where I am right now! Let me go ahead now and tell you what this place is all about: I think you’re going to like what I have to say.

The homepage of Skokka

As soon as you land on the homepage of Skokka, you’ll notice that it displays a bunch if different links to take you to immediate adverts that you might find interesting. They seem to promote three main categories here: escorts, erotic massages and transsexual encounters. At the very top of Skokka, you can enter various things into the search bar and use the dropdowns to hone in on the type of adult service that you’re looking for. Note that Skokka isn’t like Craigslist or anything – this is just for adult-related connections and nothing else. In other words, don’t come here expecting to get free furniture, great deals on second-hand workout equipment and trailer hire contact details – the platform is designed for mature service exchange.

Looking around Skokka’s service

Skokka actually has quite a lot of cities and locations listed. Alongside the big ticket destinations such as London, Birmingham and Manchester, you’ve got Cardiff, Derby, Luton and Leeds – not a bad array and I’m sure that if you did the numbers, Skokka would cover around 95% of the UK’s population. Further down on the homepage, you’ll see that you can also use the platform for gay escorts, meeting up with new people, finding lesbian love and swinging. Out of interest, I decided to look in the friends section for the types of posts that you’ll get there – lots of standard hookups and, as you might expect, mainly men that are doing the entries. For some reason, Skokka doesn’t give you an easy tool to see entries by gender or age – seems like a bit of an oversight if you ask me! Still, I guess not many people are coming here in the hopes of finding a no strings attached fun: most are aware that you’ve got to part with some cash in order to get what you want.

Skokka’s escort search feature

I like to undertake a series of tests when reviewing platforms that promote escorts in order to see just how popular they are. Today, I felt like looking at the depth of Asian escorts available in London was probably the best option for me, so I instigated a search for exactly that. I saw dozens of entries in the last day – great to know that there are frequent posts here from escorts and agencies that are still active in the industry. For some reason, a few of the listings that displayed weren’t actually Asian: that’s a little disappointing, and I’m not sure why they even came up in the first place. Still, I was easily able to find multiple Korean students, Japanese MILFs and other ladies from the Orient who looked like they’d be more than fun to fuck. Overall, not a bad test and I think I got the data from it that I expected – Skokka’s doing pretty well so far, but I wouldn’t mind seeing a few improvements just to get the search feature really nailed down.

Looking for erotic massages on Skokka too

Okay, so maybe you don’t want to pay for a full escort experience – what’s it like finding rub and tugs? Again, the story was quite the same as the escort page, with lots of girls in London offering themselves up for a range of indulgent massage practices. I saw posts ranging from ‘prostate massage and strapon’ through to ‘erotic sensual body to body massage’. Very few of the posts appeared to be from agencies: most were of independent ladies that run their own show and call all of the shots. I actually prefer classified sections to be more personal like that – avoids the spam and the scams. Speaking of which, I’m going to tell you what I found when determining of the adverts here were legitimate or not.

Are the adverts on Skokka legitimate?

One of the best ways to test for legitimacy is by using Google’s reverse image search on a number of pictures that have been selected by so-called service providers. I grabbed a pack of 15 images from Skokka and ran them through Google – only one of them had been seen before, and it was quite obvious that the entry was of a famous pornstar, not some London-based student looking to make a few extra bucks from jerking guys off. Honestly, I’m okay if platforms devoted to escort advertisements are only 90% genuine – you have to do some of your own screening from time to time anyway. This is good news for people who don’t want to waste their life getting spammed with fake advertisements from girls that don’t really exist.

Final words on Skokka from Mr. Porn Geek

That should just about do it for me – I’ve covered a lot in this review and I think that for most people, this ought to give you all of the information you need to go out there and put Skokka to use. I do want to stress that I wasn’t able to test every country around the world, so my exposure here is just limited to the United Kingdom and more specific than that, London. It’ll take you around 30 seconds to see whether there are many girls in your area using Skokka, so it doesn’t seem like much of an issue for you yourself to go and check. Overall, a nice website with some good features – needs a touchup here or there, but Mr. Porn Geek is happy to give Skokka.com his seal of approval and earnest recommendation.