SlashNude

MrPornGeek checks out SlashNude

When I first got on SlashNude and I saw this pile of shit design, I already knew everything about this site that I needed to. However, I didn’t actually know that SlashNude was about naked celebrities because the name hardly gives it away, does it! Jesus, I thought this porn site could be about slasher porn at first. However, no, instead, SlashNude has decided to focus on porn that ain’t really porn. Nip slips at red carpet events, scenes from films where ladies get their boobs out and other stuff like. Before I delve deeper into the porn, let’s look at the state of this design, shall we?

The fucked up design of SlashNude

I have ragged on plenty of sites like SlashNude for their porn, but the design is always quite nice because they have made them appear as a normal news site or some shit that. SlashNude has thrown a bunch of code into some system that somehow works and then called it a porn site. This site is messy as fuck with ads everywhere, the porn is in a scrolling column, some the porn takes up the entire page, other shit barely covers an inch of the screen! Make your mind up SlashNude! Make each article the same, please, for the love of god’s dick! You can’t just slap porn on a site and expect us to thank you, especially when most of the porn isn’t even fucking porn! Let’s delve into the porn now, I am sorry to any of you lovely fuckers that came here to wank, you won’t be wanking today, crying maybe, but not wanking!

Where the damn porn SlashNude?

The first “porn” video I came across on this site was a five-second clip of a famous actress in a movie and her “accidental” nip slip in said movie. The nipple was lovely, the lady is a lovely Stranger Thing, but that ain’t porn. Do you really think that an actress in a film like that can slip a nip slip in and no cunt notices? Or do you think she did it cos it got cunts like us talking about her in her prime? The shitty porn like this continues all the way to the end of this site and then explodes out into the universe and fucks the whole porn world up!

My final thoughts on SlashNude

The fact that SlashNude has added in image galleries from actually porn shoots and random naked photos from fitness models and shit just shows how terrible the porn on this site is. There is nothing of worth on SlashNude. Don’t get wrong, the ladies on SlashNude are fucking amazingly hot, but this isn’t porn. This is shit that you have a cheeky glance at to see a tit you thought you’d never see!