SWFChan

What the fuck is SWFChan?

Other than being, quite possibly, the worst site I have ever reviewed, SWFChan is a site offering some form of file that you can use on your phone. This site is terrible! I cannot believe this poxy cunt of a site exists. However, before I read this site to absolute filth like it deserves, grab your popcorn, sit the fuck back and relax and let’s get the fuck into this site, shall we?

What the fuck are the files that SWFChan are offering?

SWFChan offers its users SWF files. These files can contain vector or video-based animations. The files themselves were designed for easy transfer of these types of images across the net. Basically, SWFChan is offering you porn GIFs that aren’t GIFs yet, you have to make them GIFs in a way that I can’t be bothered to tell you because the files on this porn site are so fucking shit and pointless that none of you sexy lot will bother converting them anyway!

Some of the SWF files on SWFChan do feature videos that are longer than GIFs, they range from 0 seconds (I’m not kidding) to about 24 seconds. However, they are just fancier GIFs, well the files are, the shit that SWFChan is offering you looks homeless compared to some porn GIFs floating the internet right now.

Porn with more steps on SWFChan

All of the porn on SWFChan is just porn with more steps. You have to process this file format and then you can view this file on your phone, for example. So, you can go on this site, select your SWF file, download it, do some fancy shit to convert it and then view a 23-second clip of a porn video.

Or, this is a novel idea, you could watch some normal porn. Why the fuck would you go on SWFChan and do all that bollocks when you could just watch some normal porn! Here’s a secret for ya, most porn videos are much longer than 23 seconds! In fact, some porn videos are over a minute and you may be able to cum to just one porn video! Mental, I know! I cannot see the point for this poxy site at all! Am I missing something or is SWFChan the worst site ever created?

The Geek’s final thoughts on SWFChan

Well, SWFChan is fucking pointless. Honestly, this is the worst porn site that I have ever reviewed and SWFChan should be ashamed of itself. There is nothing of value on this cunt of a site. Nothing at all! Do not waste your wanking time on this fucker. Choose any other site on this site, and you’ll have a much better time! If any of you click on this site and manage to wank, let the Geek know, you deserve a medal!