SwingLifeStyle

What the fuck is SwingLifeStyle all about?

I will never get tired of this joke! SwingLifeStyle is all about people who love swings, they love the forward and backward motion of a playground swing, it very much reminds them of life. Swings are metaphors for life and this website celebrates that! Okay, okay, SwingLifeStyle is a swingers site, I have had my fun, now you sexy couples can have yours!

From the looks of it, SwingLifeStyle could be the best swingers site in the world. It certainly has a butt load of members and they all look very active, if you know what I mean! I am excited about reviewing SwingLifeStyle. I enjoy a swingers site, not as much as swing sites as I have a deep passion for swings. But as this is a porn site, I don’t get to talk about my passion for swings as much I would like to, sex swings, sure but these don’t offer the unbridled, child-like feeling of swinging in the breeze in a play park as children gather around you asking why the fuck you are 50 swinging on a swing!

Anyway, I’ll keep my swinging opinions to myself and review this swingers website, shall I? I can feel your judgement of my dad jokes from here, so let’s just get the fuck on with this review, and you think about what you’ve done!

Being a guest on SwingLifeStyle

SwingLifeStyle is pretty much a members-only site. I don’t mind this. Clearly, SwingLifeStyle has a great community and so they want to protect this naughty little community of theirs. One of the best ways of protecting a swingers community online is making the site a members-only place. This can be a little frustrating to us outsiders who want in, but I understand. However, in the case of SwingLifeStyle, they have a fuck load of information about swinging on their homepage. This means that you can find out a lot about swingers culture and stuff before you ever sign up for SwingLifeStyle.

I really like this idea. Of course, most people who visit SwingLifeStyle will know about swingers, but maybe not too much about the culture. Swingers have been in the dark for many years, so the culture isn’t something that is widely discussed. So, SwingLifeStyle has put a fuck load of information about swingers on their homepage for you to digest. You can then decide if this swinging shit is for you. If it isn’t, visit my site about the swinging community and see whether you would prefer having a swing in a play park rather than this sordid stuff!

Being a member of SwingLifeStyle

SwingLifeStyle is completely free to join. In fact, you can also become an affiliate of SwingLifeStyle and earn some money on there too (I don’t know any more than that). Once you join SwingLifeStyle, you have access to over 15,000 groups on the site. During my visit, there has been over 2,000 swingers online on this site. That is a lot of people for such a random time of the day! Also, so far, there has been over 7,000 new swingers sign up for SwingLifeStyle this week! That is a massive number of swingers!

I didn’t join SwingLifeStyle to conduct this review as I didn’t want the drama it would cause with my partner! However, I can tell this swingers site has a great community just from the homepage. I really think that SwingLifeStyle should be your first port of call if you are looking into the swingers culture. One day, I may become a member of this swingers site as if I had to choose one to be a member of it would be a swingers site that looks this good and provides as much information as this one.

A feature I love about SwingLifeStyle

SwingLifeStyle doesn’t have a forum layout and design! Hooray, finally a swingers site that looks really nice! SwingLifeStyle reminds me more of Facebook than it does Reddit. This thrills me so hard I think I just cum in my pants! I cannot stand forum designs on swingers sites, they look so old and fucking miserable. SwingLifeStyle actually looks like a nice place to spend some time discussing swinging, which is exactly what you need but so many other swingers sites completely fuck this up!

Another nice feature of SwingLifeStyle is that they promise on the front that everyone is real! The community on SwingLifeStyle is made up of real swingers and no models! I really like this too because so many communities on sites are full of fake cunts that you can spot a mile off. SKOUT, the shitty dating app, is a prime example of this. You can spot that half the people on that site are robots the moment you join. It is so refreshing to see SwingLifeStyle promising what every other cunt on the web should be!

The Geek’s final thoughts on SwingLifeStyle

I think SwingLifeStyle is probably the best swingers site in the world. I don’t have loads of experience with swingers and their sites, but from I have reviewed, this swingers site looks to be the best! I would strongly recommend that if you fancy some swinging action, check this site out. If, of course, you fancy the different swing action, hit me up!

Seriously though, I think SwingLifeStyle could teach us all more about swingers and their community. I think the community on this swingers site is incredibly strong and I can only imagine that what happens on this swinging site is naughty as all fuck! Great job SwingLifeStyle I think the design of your swingers site is fucking perfect, your community seems to be the biggest swingers community I have come across and the information you provide about swinging is the best! If anyone wants to discuss swings after this, I will be outside at the park!